Adventure of the Lovestruck Tomboy (7)

[0:06] (Suika) Uh, hey, fairy? What do you mean, “beat Reimu”?

(Cirno) It’s obvious! I shot that weakling down!

(Suika) So, when was that? (Cirno) We were in this big forest

A while ago out that way, past the town

[0:18] (Suika) Uh, yeah. So then… what do you mean “beat” Reimu?

(Cirno) I shot her down! In a real easy fight!

Then I beat her here to take over the shrine

She couldn’t win even with all her might

Because her dress was Black and White!

[0:30] (Reimu) MARISA!! I AM GONNA BLOW YOU UP!

(Suika) she might have heard. Your voice was loud enough

(Cirno) Okay! But first I’m gonna beat you up cause I'm strongest!

(Reimu) FIRST IS YOU AND THEN THE RABBIT FOR HER MESS!

[0:46] (Suika) Oh, what rabbit? That one is news to me

(Reimu) The white earth one that’s always pulling pranks

(Cirno) Come on! Don’t tell me you guys have given up already!

(Suika) Well I’ll start to clean up (Reimu) Alright Suika, thanks.

[0:58] (Cirno) Hey you two! Stop ignoring what I say!

You’ve got a strong opponent in your way!

(Suika) Uh… huh… (Reimu) Alright fairy, why don’t you go and run along?

(Cirno) No, I want to fight someone that’s really strong!

[1:11] That weakling Reimu was way too easy!

And everyone else kept running away

So you two better not be as weak as the Red and White

I don’t want to waste time with a boring fight!

(Suika) Hey, Reimu… blowing her up won’t solve this issue

(Reimu) That wasn’t what I had planned to do

[1:29] Hey Ice fairy, you want a strong opponent?

There’s someone who’s the strongest anywhere

Just go that way. She’s wearing Red and White now

She’s a Youkai that has shorter green hair

[1:40] (Suika) Hey Reimu, is- (Cirno) Got it! So she’s a challenge?

(Reimu) Oh yeah, she is. The strongest without a doubt

(Cirno) Well not for long! (Reimu) Oh, and when you go fight her

Don’t forget to tell her to go all-out!

[2:23] (Suika) Hey, uh, Reimu? Isn’t that Youkai Yuuka?

(Reimu) Yeah, probably. The rabbit said that way

(Suika) the white rabbit? (Reimu) No, the red-eyed moon rabbit

(Suika) So do you think the fairy’ll be okay?

[2:36] (Reimu) Probably not, but she’s a fairy, so then

Even if she dies she will be alright

(Suika) Doesn’t that seem kinda evil, what you did?

(Reimu) What? She did say she wanted a tough fight

(Suika) She won’t even get within sight

-on a highway to a danger zone-

[2:51] (Cirno) Finally! No more weaklings in my way

I’m gonna go and beat up “The Strongest”

This one should be a piece of cake. I’ll just blow her away

And then everyone will know that I’m the best!

-at the shrine-

[3:04] (Suika) So then, what’s next? There’s still a party, right?

(Reimu) What do you mean? (Suika) The viewing for tonight

I came because the viewing was supposed to start today

Or at least that’s the story in Eientei

[3:16] (Reimu) Oh, is that so? Hey, hand me my Gohei

(Suika) You’re going out? Is this one here okay?

(Reimu) Of course. I have to make sure that I’m now fully prepared

There are Youkai causing problems everywhere

[3:29] Now here I come. It’s extermination time

You all will pay for messing with my shrine

(Suika) Well then. There she goes now. It looks like there’ll be trouble soon

Oh well, I’m sure everything will be just fine

After all, she will still use spellcards for her rules

And they’ll just be normal spellcard duels…

-outside human village-

[3:46] (Reimu) Out of my way! Miko on business right here!

Not here to play! Here’s [Fantasy Seal] now!

Okay fairies, stop annoying the village

Listen up here. All of you, settle down

-elsewhere-

[3:59] (Cirno) Hey, there she is! Hey, are you that strong Youkai?

(Yuuka) Well, who’s asking? (Cirno) The best fairy, atai!

I just came here to challenge you to a fight

For the Strongest! So you’ll lose to my might!

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(For those interested here's my mental image of Reimu whenever Cirno is talking and Reimu going into Extermination Mode)

Higan retour ~ Riverside View (6)

[0:00] (Neutral) At the stream of the dead, the scarlet maid still searched on

Around the place she tread, flowers bloomed around

But she paid no mind to those not of a dark red color

The perfect tea source still eluded her, she found

[0:18] (Sakuya) I think I’ve seen today flowers for all the seasons

Spring, Summer, Autumn, even Winter ones too

[0:28] (???) Hey there, don’t give up! I am sure that things aren’t that rough

There’s no need to commit to suicide

(Sakuya) I don’t want to die

[0:40] (Komachi) Well that’s a given, so you don’t need to swim in the Sanzu

(Sakuya) No, I think you’re mistaken

I just came here to examine the flowers around

(Komachi) Oh, I thought you would dive in

[1:05] (Sakuya) So then, I should ask you; Who is it that you might be?

(Komachi) Oh, sorry about that. I’m Onozuka Komachi

(Sakuya) Pleased to meet you, my name is Sakuya Izoyoi

So it looks like you are a Shinigami?

[1:24] (Komachi) Ah, yeah. You guessed it right. I’m the ferryman of this river

(Sakuya) So tell me, do you have Red Spider Lilies now in bloom?

(Komachi) Red Spider Lilies? You’re crazy, those don’t grow yet

(Sakuya) It seems you’re not aware. Look behind you

[1:41] (Komachi) What do- what the heck?!

What are those doing out this early?

And these are Purple Sakura too

What is up with these?

[1:54] (Sakuya) By your reaction, I assume you know what’s going on

(Komachi) W-what do you mean? No I don’t

(Sakuya) I’ve flown around all day and now I’ve confirmed the source

I must ask you, stop this course!

[2:18] (Komachi) Hey, listen! I don’t know what’s causing all of this

I’m busy, so go away. Don’t worry, it’s not your problem

(Sakuya) If you leave, then I suppose I’ll just kill myself

If I did, what would you do then?

[2:45] (Komachi) Gyaa, that’d be a big pain. But I really am busy

No time to explain, I’ve got to get to work right away

(Sakuya) I’m afraid not, you have piqued my curiosity

Please explain now these Red Spider Lilies

[3:03] (Komachi) Those are common here. They’re a barometer of my workload

If they are blooming like this, then that means they’ve all overflowed

[3:15] (Sakuya) So you are the cause then? Perhaps I should now “motivate” you

(Komachi) That’s ominous. What’s your deal?

(Sakuya) At the scarlet mansion, there is a special “Meiling Rule”

“Laxness is repaid in steel!”

[4:17] (Komachi) You’re a crazy one. Who picks a fight with Shinigami?

But you are now disturbing urgent work. I’ll give no mercy!

[4:30] (Sakuya) So tell me, what is this whole flower incident supposed to do?

(Komachi) Please stop. It’s a big issue

(Sakuya) Else what? Will your employer come by to yell that you’ve gone soft?

(Eiki) Komachi! Stop slacking off!

[4:54] (Sakuya) (Ah, I didn’t think that would actually happen)

(Eiki) so you’re just fighting humans while the work just builds up?

(Sakuya) Ah, the boss? I guess I’ll speak to you at once

(Eiki) Yes, let’s review your actions…

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Oriental Dark Flight (6)

-Marisa is exploring-
[1:08] (Marisa) Well let’s see now. It must be where all the flowers are growing out too much

I guess I’ll take a look at what looks amiss

Well this weird smell comes from this clearing that’s over that way

Hey there you! Doll girl! What is this crazy mist?

[1:21] (Medicine) It’s not mist; this is fog. There’s a difference, stupid human

(Marisa) Either way, this weird stuff is making my head spin

(Medicine) That’s not all, you will fall to your death in my poison fog

(Marisa) Oh, that’s it? So it’s just a flower poison?

[1:45] (Medicine) How is that? Are you done? Can you feel your death approach you?

(Marisa) Sorry, but something like that’s not really worth much

(Medicine) What the heck?! Not again! Are you really just a human?

(Marisa) Yeah, but I have a spell for things I don’t wanna touch

[1:58] (Medicine) Alright then, I guess I’ll have to defeat you the hard way

(Marisa) Hey, are ya a real doll or some kinda Youkai?

(Medicine) I don’t have to answer you, you stupid wretched human

(Marisa) Hey come on, don’t be rude or else I’m gonna cry

-Girls are fighting-

[3:11] (Medicine) (What the heck?! I can’t win! Nothing I do seems to phase her)

(Marisa) Hey, so you’re a real doll? This is something else!

(Medicine) It’s no good, guess I have to ask Su-san for her power

(Marisa) Alice might get a kick that you think by yourself

[3:19] (Medicine) What is that supposed to mean? Who the heck is this “Alice” girl?

(Marisa) Oh, she is this weird girl. A crazy puppeteer

(Medicine) So someone who takes dolls and makes slaves out of them daily?

I will kill anyone just like that, is that clear?!

[3:49] (Marisa) Huh, that’s weird. Guess she’s gone and that mist of hers went with her

Oh wait, no. That was “fog”. Though it seemed all the same

Still it seemed like she was really angry about something

She was too aggressive. Danmaku is a game

[4:01] Oh well, guess I should go check out how things are around home

It’s not like I’ve got much else that I can do

After all, the party doesn’t start until much later

And I’m just waiting for a “response” from Reimu

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Deaf to all but the Song (6)

[0:23] (Mystia) Alright, I am afraid of ghosts

I can see why it frightens humans the most

To think these flowers were like that

I had better figure out where that scary doll is at

[0:35] Gotta stay away from the flowers

I don’t wanna be hit by a curse!

But it looks like they’re everywhere

This day has turned out to be the worst!

[0:46] (Tewi) "Please make donations to the shrine

Even a little bit will be fine

You will receive our protection

Given by the god of Youkai Extermination"

[0:59] (Mystia) Wait a sec, what did you say?!

Will 200 Ryo still be okay?

(Tewi) Of course it’s fine. That is because

It is your faith that matters most to us

[1:47] So what is your wish for then?

Maybe our god can make it happen

(Mystia) All of these flowers have a ghost

They need to be exterminated or else I will soon be toast

[2:00] (Tewi) Oh, right. I heard about that

I’m sure it won’t be a problem for long

Reimu is out on it right now

And you must know that she is strong

[2:11] (Mystia) Oh, that’s good. She’ll handle it

Now I’ve got to rest here for a bit

I have been running all day

Because so many things keep making me run far away

[2:23] So did you start working at the shrine

Or are you only there for part-time?

(Tewi) Oh, I’m in charge of offerings

While Reimu handles other things

[3:00] (Mystia) So don’t those boxes come with

Those fortune papers you draw for your luck?

(Tewi) Well yes, they should. But mine foes not

Because as far as workers go, I am not ordinary

[3:11] I can just give you good luck

With the power of my ability

(Mystia) Wait, are you sure that is okay?

Won’t your god find out and get angry?

[3:24] (Tewi) Hey, don’t worry about a thing!

Our god is very understanding

After all, it’s at Reimu’s place

So it doesn’t need to ask for lots of people’s faith

[3:35] I’m just saving it some work

That is what a worker at the shrine’s supposed to do

That is how you help out a god (Mystia) So then, what part of it is for Reimu?

…

[4:23] (Tewi) … Anyway, I’d better go!

(Mystia) Wait a sec, so you don’t even know?

That rabbit has way too much trust

Not to know what exactly her own employer does

[4:35] Alright, to the river then

I won’t be chased far away once again

I’ve got the blessing of the shrine

So I am sure that I will be fine!

-elsewhere-

[4:47] (Tewi) Come to think of it, it’s true

I have no idea what Reimu can do

I’ve seen her clean and drink green tea…

But everything else is a Hakurei Shrine mystery

[4:59] I guess I’ll say it’s classified

Anyway, on to the next place

“Donations for the shrine’s upkeep

Will anyone donate to show off their faith?”

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Wind God Girl (6)

[0:20] (Bunbunmaru) Just to be sure, I looked into other sources at once

Just to rule out any other option, though I had a hunch

The flower view had to do something with spirits and eyes.

I visited the Garden of the Sun to verify

[0:42] (Aya) What is this place? There’s so many different flowers growing here

Maybe I should include a new catalogue…

(Yuuka) Welcome to the Garden of the Sun. Are you prepared to have a little “fun”?

Or are you also here seeking someone?

[1:21] (Aya) Well, I’m here looking for flowers

(Yuuka) Obviously. There are plenty of them here to choose

(Aya) Are you the gardener that tends to these all by yourself?

(Yuuka) More or less, though these all grew by themselves

[1:44] (Aya) I see then. Well, while I am here, do you have time for a comment?

(Yuuka) Sad to say, I really do… It’s that I’m behind the whole incident

(Aya) That’s great news! Why is that sad? It’s a big scoop covering the “All-flower Spring”

(Yuuka) It’s sad for you because I was lying

[2:10] (Aya) Ah, that’s no good. Something like that would have been a juicy story

(Yuuka) You need about 2-3 years to stick to me

Why don’t you write about the shrine? (Aya) It looks like Reimu’s out today

(Yuuka) So she's missing in a crisis? I suppose she’s really as bad as they say

[2:37] (Aya) So these all bloomed without your help? I guess that means that it is somebody else

(Yuuka) Tengu, while you are here, defend yourself!

[3:01] Quite the swift bird. So tell me, are you going to fight back?

(Aya) Just here for news, there is no reason for me to attack

(Yuuka) That’s quite a shame. I heard that Tengu fights are fun to see

(Aya) It would be bad for me if I won duels accidentally

[3:24] (Yuuka) Well kill my fun. Alright then, go. I’ve told you all I really know

(Aya) Maybe I’ll come back later for an interview

(Yuuka) If you do, I will attack. But I know you’ll come back despite what I say

At least come back to bring out you’re A-game

[4:03] (Bunbunmaru) I met the strong flower Youkai

With a point that I needed to still verify

After, I traveled on to look for the culprit again

And was shocked by what I had found then

-in the forest-

[4:28] (Lyrica)  Well then, next show. Maybe I’ll try to add a passage that is slow

But it’s a pain and depressing to have such a stupid change in tempo

(Aya) (What was that? I heard something there.

Something like choking by those bushes just now

Oh well) Well hello there! What have you found?

-at the Garden of the Sun-

[4:52] (Yuuka) That was a shame. I had hoped for more. Maybe this place is too remote?

If the next one is a letdown, I might have to move

Come on, there has to be someone who’s worth a fight out here today

It’s not much fun if anyone wanders in here with no choice but to lose

This is just like the last time, when the flowers bloomed like this 60 years before

I know someone out there can give me more!

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Phantom Ensemble (6)

[0:00] (Lyrica) Alright then, let’s try again. No more fairies

It’s obvious that they’ll just chatter loudly

Maybe Youkai will be better

I guess we’ll see

[0:12] I’ve got forte and a theme, but what’s missing

Is all the parts that should go in between

But today is just chaotic, let’s rest a bit

[0:25] This place seems pretty peaceful, there’s no one here

And it feels like troubles just disappear

It’s so quiet not even ghosts would make a sound

[0:38] (Youmu) Oh, that’s strange. Are you alone?

Where have those two sisters of yours decided to go?

(Lyrica) No clue, for today it’s just me on my own

For a solo

[0:51] (Youmu) I’m sorry if that makes things rather hard

If you have to play songs with just one part

(Lyrica) It’s not a big deal, it works out okay

I did all of the work anyway

[1:02] (Youmu) What was that? Did you just hear a loud sound?

(Lyrica)There have been weird people floating all around

First that Tengu, then this one crazy kid

I came here to rest a bit

[1:16] (Youmu) Oh! I will leave if I’m disturbing you

(Lyrica) Nah, it’s alright. What did you come here to do?

(Youmu) I wanted to see if all these flowers

Contained a ghost right now for sure

[1:28] (Lyrica) Huh, why would a ghost do that?

This aint the place where a spirit would be at

(Youmu) Yes, that is part of a new incident

This must be what mistress meant

[1:52] Well it’s no good. I can’t get these ghosts

To come out and talk to me

(Lyrica) Oh, is that all? I can do that easily!

[2:17] (Youmu) Well I guess your plan has worked. They’ve gone berserk

 (Lyrica) Yeah, that was one of Merlin’s favorite tunes

It makes them act like total loons when she

Goes nuts for no reason

[2:29] (Youmu) Alright now, what is that sound? It is the

Same as when I heard it back then

(Lyrica) It’s probably those fairies that like this season

[2:42] Anyway, I think I’ve found something to add

That probably won’t end up sounding half bad

A passage that is nice and slow and piano

[2:54] Hey, tell me if this sounds right. I gotta see

If this part fits the song appropriately

It’s gotta be just like this place

A quiet space

[3:08] Here is the part I made based on Reimu

Copying how she goes on without a clue

(Youmu) Oh, have you seen her out again today?

She will solve this anyway

[3:23] (Lyrica) Not sure about that, she’s not doing much

It didn’t seem like she was in a big rush

(Youmu) In that case, I’ll just continue my search

An extra set of eyes out will not hurt

[3:35] (Lyrica) Anyway, that’s what I’ve got

Somehow I feel like it’s still missing a lot

(Youmu) Maybe you need a change in scenery?

It wouldn’t hurt to go see

[3:49] (Lyrica) Yeah, I guess that’ll have to do

I ought to check that one forest of bamboo

Have you gone out that way yet for today?

(Youmu) No, though it’s not far away

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Radioactive (A Touhou parody of Radioactive by Imagine Dragons)

I’m waking up to Kanako

She’s offering me some weird old crow

I take a bite, it’s terrible (?...yuck!)

I’m going now and heading up

The world will be reborn soon enough

This is it, the apocalypse, unyu?

I’m waking up, I’m eating ancient gods

Enough to fuel my control rod!

This will be a new age, a nuclear phase

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

I’m gonna nuke you! My name’s Okuu! I’m-

☢RADIOACTIVE!☢RADIOACTIVE! ☢

I’m gonna nuke you! My name’s Okuu! I’m-

☢RADIOACTIVE!☢RADIOACTIVE! ☢

This is the plan. I’ll beat these foes

Then I’ll go burn the surface, I suppose

Get ready for the invasion, unyu!

Now I am the strongest raven

The Blazing Fires are now hot again

This is it, the apocalypse, unyu?

I’m waking up, I’m eating ancient gods

Enough to fuel my control rod!

This will be a new age, a nuclear phase

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

I’m gonna nuke you! My name’s Okuu! I’m-

☢RADIOACTIVE!☢RADIOACTIVE! ☢

I’m gonna nuke you! My name’s Okuu! I’m-

☢RADIOACTIVE!☢RADIOACTIVE! ☢

[Binary Star]! Suns never die

When they are fueled from my insides

I’m waking up, I’m eating ancient gods

Enough to fuel my control rod!

This will be a new age, a nuclear phase

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

I’m gonna nuke you! My name’s Okuu! I’m-

☢RADIOACTIVE!☢RADIOACTIVE! ☢

I’m gonna nuke you! My name’s Okuu! I’m-

☢RADIOACTIVE!☢RADIOACTIVE! ☢