Just Dodge (A randomly inspired touhou parody of Lady Gaga's "Just Dance")

[The red-white] Reimu [Miko] Oh-oh, eh

You might think they’re sending out too much

You haven’t seen this spellcard rush (It’s your first try)

Don’t think you’ve got a chance, can’t stop to think or plan

Maybe I should have just stayed home, home

Graze? You can’t be serious

(I love to hear that clicking, but I can’t just strafe anymore)

Keep your cool, you don’t have to give up.

You can still capture if you’re alright, alright

Just dodge, gonna be okay (Da Do Do Doom)

Just dodge, keep running away (Da do do doom)

Just dodge, gonna be okay. D-D-D-Dodge, dodge, dodge

Just J-j-just Dodge

Wish there was an easy way out (oh, oh, oh eh)

Have to deathbomb when things go south (Out of power)

Not even Lunatic, I still don’t know the trick

There’s not a blank spot left in sight (oh, oh, oh oh)

What the hell, this one’s a time-out card?!

I love this game, but I don’t think I can take this anymore

Didn’t think this would be all that hard

I somehow dodged it and I’m alright, alright

Just dodge, gonna be okay (Da Do Do Doom)

Just dodge, keep running away (Da do do doom)

Just dodge, gonna be okay. D-D-D-Dodge, dodge, dodge

Just J-j-just

When I come in thinking how quick that vid had 1CC

Can’t believe my eyes with all those shots now aimed at me

But I don’t want to give up, lower difficulty halfway through

They all did it, I won’t quit it, I will do that too

But I can tell that my herding is already messy

The aim is already off on my escape route

And there’s no reason at all why I had to bomb so quickly

Now it’s a non-spell and she’s about to go to town

Now dodge, gonna be okay (Da Do Do Doom)

Just dodge, keep running away (Da do do doom)

Now dodge, gonna be okay (Da Do Do Doom)

Just dodge, keep running away (Da do do doom)

Just dodge, gonna be okay. D-D-D-Dodge, dodge, dodge

Just J-j-just Dodge

[Whoo! Let’s go!]

Half psychotic, sick hypnotic, lunatic’s way too chaotic x4

Hey, use the trainer, set the lives to infinite

[I got it, only 20 deaths on that run]

Go slow, keep on trying until you can surely win it

In a minute

Just dodge, gonna be okay (Da Do Do Doom)

Just dodge, keep running away (Da do do doom)

Just dodge, gonna be okay (Da Do Do Doom)

Just dodge, keep running away (Da do do doom)

Just dodge, gonna be okay. D-D-D-Dodge, dodge, dodge

Just J-j-just Dodge