The Dark Blowhole

[0:00] (Reimu) Huh? Marisa? Why are you way down here?

(Marisa) I was hired for a job.

I’m supposed to get rid of bad spirits

(Reimu) Oh really. What are the odds?

[0:18] (Yukari) Alright, so we set you two up. Get over it.

That doesn’t change the problem and the main issue

(Nitori) Now you have six people backing you up, don’t you?

(Aya) Alright then, give it your best

(Suika) Go get them, you two!

[0:36] (Reimu) You could have told me that. And how are you talking?

(Marisa) Through the special backpack that Nitori made for testing

(Yukari) Chop chop, you two. The clock is still ticking, so get on it

(Reimu) Now until you explain what is up with these “bad spirits”

[0:49] (Patchouli) Vengeful Spirits are ghosts with malign intentions

Who will cause a problem if left without intervention

(Marisa) That’s good enough for me! Let’s both get underground

So then Reimu, you in? Either way, I am heading down

[1:01] (Reimu) Fine, but don’t think I’ve forgotten this, Yukari

Alright, so why didn’t you six do this yourself?

(Alice) Youkai are barred from going down there to cause fights

And there are some people who just keep to themselves

-Kisume enters-

[1:18] (Nitori) I heard that weirdos like to hand out down there

(Marisa) Yeah, there’s a bucket-girl who spams wisps everywhere

(Patchouli) Tsurube-Otoshi, an ambusher

(Alice) Based on this information, stay well above her

[1:37] (Reimu) Right, we’re past her. Any clue where to go?

(Suika) Head to the old capital!

Go past this bridge and it’s this old city

That place used to be my home!

[1:54] (Reimu) Wait, so you used to live down here? Come down and help!

(Alice) There’s no point. She fell asleep a second ago

(Marisa) Reimu, incoming! Alice, about your dolls

How do I get them to shoot things?

(Alice) [Auto Control]

-Yamame enters-

[2:12] (Yamame) Oh, two passing humans. That’s so unusual

(Nitori) Marisa, the left strap. That person is a cave spider

(Marisa) Alright, I pulled it out

(Nitori) [Deploy Rocket Launchers]!

Hey, you dirty spider! This is for our messed up river!

[2:24] (Marisa) Wait, this thing has rockets? That is way too awesome

(Nitori) Blow them all to pieces! Come on spider, come and get some!

(Yamame) You guys are interesting. I like you, so let’s play

(Marisa) If you like explosions, then we’ll have a blast here, da~ze!

[2:38] (Aya) Reimu, you’re not joining in?

(Reimu) Just leave it to her

By the way, what’s up with the kappa’s quick temper?

(Aya) Cave spiders help us build buildings over one night

But the Kappa hate the mess that gets left behind

[2:56] (Patchouli) I’ve heard no such thing about Cave Spider Buildings

Sakuya, please ask Koakuma for these books

(Alice) Marisa, please be careful. Those dolls are the ones

That are stuffed with gunpowder, so they’re set to blow

[3:04] (Marisa) One demolition coming right up! Everyone clear!

(Yamame) Fun or not, you’re suspicious so I’ll beat you here

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