Live Life in Motion (A Touhou Parody of “Cake by the Ocean” by DNCE ft. Marisa)

Oh no, that’s not how we do things in Gensokyo

Slow and serious is a big no-no

Now let’s get this started with a good show, let’s go

Don’t you pause to move cautiously, don’t hold back when you fight me

You should be light on your feet, you gotta rely on speed, ah

In the land of fantasy, live your life like it’s a dream

Give up livin’ so carefully, let’s start livin’ dangerously

Go if you’re ready, I’ll go right after, not hesitating, whoa-oh

Let’s lose our minds and go fuckin’ crazy

Aya-ya-ya-ya I won’t be slowing. Live life in motion

No need for aiming, shoot all over, no one’s complaining, whoa-oh

Let’s shoot until they say we’re all crazy

I-I-I-I-I-I won’t be slowing. Live life in motion

Hot damn, that’s a pretty pattern. I might use that

Speedsters have more fun with the first attack

I’m just sayin’, there’s no fun if you just hang back

Come on if you wanna go, there’s no need to take a duel slow

You should use creativity if you wanna fight with me

In the land of fantasy, live your life like it’s a dream

Give up livin’ so carefully, let’s start livin’ dangerously

Go if you’re ready, I’ll go right after, not hesitating, whoa-oh

Let’s lose our minds and go fuckin’ crazy

Aya-ya-ya-ya I won’t be slowing. Live life in motion

No need for aiming, shoot all over, no one’s complaining, whoa-oh

Let’s shoot until they say we’re all crazy

I-I-I-I-I-I won’t be slowing. Live life in motion

I-I-I-I-I-I won’t be slowing. Live life in motion

I-I-I-I-I-I won’t be slowing. Live life in motion

You want to finish this?

[Master Spark], go!

I hope you’re ready, cause I’m not gonna stop till we wake Gensokyo

You know they say that I’m fucking crazy

But I’m really just fine, just not slowing. Live life in motion

Graze for me baby, it’s no fun if no one’s attacking, whoa-oh

If this is nuts, then let’s all go crazy

I-I-I-I-I-I won’t be slowing. Live life in motion

[Master Spark], [Blazing Star], [Love Sign] is my life

I got it, you got it, let’s bring it out tonight

Decisions, collisions, that’s the reason we kite

I-I-I-I-I-I won’t be slowing. Live life in motion

Beat People (A Touhou Parody of “Tuxedo” by Clare Dunn ft. Marisa)

You wanna be more fly?

Then take up Black and White

Just smile and wave for cameras

Shooting stars at night

Go solo

And if my feet touch the ground

You better start pursuit

I’ll be running for the finish line with my bitchin’ boots

Oh, you should know

Understand the power in my hands

I’m gonna throw magic around like it’s sunshine

I can strut my stuff because I look so fine

[Master Spark]! Ya plannin’ to see stars?

I’m ready to do this whenever, so let’s get it on

Fully human and I don’t need no

Help to beat people

Top in Gensokyo

I can win this solo, Gensokyo

I like collecting cool things

No matter where they are

You’ll get them back when I die, so there’s no need for alarm

Oh, let them go

Who I am is Badass in a Can

This human’s packing a punch all day, rain or shine

If you’re too lazy, I’ll leave ya far behind

[Master Spark] is how my morning starts

Damaku’s all about power till the magic’s gone

Black and White hero and my spells don’t need no

Gods to beat people

Faith to fight evil

I can win this solo, Gensokyo

I see the fire in your eyes

You gonna prove that I’m wrong or right?

Come on and give me just what I like

Alright, here is my [Love Sign]!

Understand the power in my hands

I’m gonna throw magic around like it’s sunshine

I can strut my stuff because I look so fine

[Master Spark]! Ya plannin’ to see stars?

I’m ready to do this whenever, so let’s get it on

Fully human and I don’t need no

Help to beat people

Top in Gensokyo

I can win this solo, Gensokyo

Don’t need no

Gods to beat people

Faith to fight evil

I can win this solo, Gensokyo

So then, let’s go

It’s Time (A Touhou Parody of “It’s Time” by Imagine Dragons ft. Sumireko Usami)

So this is where it went

I thought all of these were spent

I don’t think that it’s filled enough for a complete trip, but I won’t stop

I’ll get back

Class will start soon and I can’t miss any more this semester

Are there any other balls around?

I hoping not to leave this town

Cause after all, the fairies tend to swarm at night

It’s crazy to think that I’m here

I mean, that’s why I made the Sealing Club, but who thought

I’d really pull this one off?

Now don’t misunderstand

I’m never changing who I am

So this is where it fell, now let’s begin the spell

I’m glad this time I don’t have to run out to hell to where it dropped

Back on track

I’ve packed my bags and given the replacement ball a raincheck

I don’t think I’ll ever settle down

But it was nice to explore this town

And after all, things are resolved with playful fights

It really happened, didn’t it?

I got a little bit smarter, but then, I’ll admit

I’m just the same as I was

Now don’t misunderstand, I’m never changing who I am

It’s time to begin, isn’t it?

I better dream a bit bigger from now, I’ll admit

That I’ve been coasting till now

I got what I had planned, so I’ll never change who I am

This road doesn’t look so lonely

This isn’t a oath I only am stuck with, am stuck with

It really happened, didn’t it?

I got a little bit smarter, but then, I’ll admit

I’m just the same as I was

Now don’t misunderstand, I’m never changing who I am

It’s time to begin, isn’t it?

I better dream a bit bigger from now, I’ll admit

That I’ve been coasting till now

I got what I had planned, so I’ll never change who I am

Today’s Front-Page Headline (2)

[0:00] (Bunbunmaru) Bringing you recent news, this is Bunbunmaru!

The Fastest News in Gensokyo!

[0:05] “Updates on Myouren’s new movements are being given by

many loyal readers. The news is flowing in!

[0:11] “Reports sat that the mad witch, Marisa, was seen going out to the Hakurei Shrine”

[0:16] “Rumor says that the Buddhist monk broke up a

Famous stand and lectured everyone with a sermon”

[0:22] “Sources said there was a large confrontation, and the

Witch was seen fleeing the scene”

[0:27] “Could this be the start of a new move by Byakuren,

the leader of the new Buddhist temple?”

[0:32] “There is still no sign of the Hakurei Miko, despite the

Commotion earlier”

[0:38] “And what happened to the stand that Byakuren shut down?

Was it because it was a threat to her?”

[0:43] “Who knows if the miko is even still alive?

Maybe the mad witch has stooped to murder…”

A Popular Location (2)

-near Myouren Temple-

[0:00] (Youkai) Listen up Kappa. I don’t like swindlers

(Nitori) Well, I guess that’s nice to know

(Youkai) You claimed that these cucumbers were fresh

But all of them taste old

[0:09] (Nitori) That’s too bad. They’re a delicacy

Cucumbers made Kappa-style!

(Youkai 2) Give it up. That stand does the same thing

And it’s been there a while

-Byakuren enters-

[0:17] (Byakuren) Is there something wrong? I heard a disturbance

(Youkai) Yeah, I’ve got a big complaint!

This Kappa claims that her stuff is fresh

But I know that they ain’t

[0:25] (Nitori) Hey, listen, I got a stand to run

Will you please get out of here?

(Youkai) Why you- Fine, I guess that you don’t get it

Screw this swindler!

[0:33] (Nitori) Don’t you love festivals? They really rake in dough

So, did you want to try it? Best in Gensokyo!

[0:41] (Byakuren) I’ve heard we’ve received complaints, but I didn’t expect this

Listen to me, everyone! Be more virtuous!

[0:49] (Youkai) Ain’t she that Myouren temple leader?

Do you know what’s up with her?

(Youkai 2) Maybe she’s gonna show it off! That thing! The Buddhist power!

[1:05] (Nitori) Well then, that got weird. Well, back to get suckers

Fresh cucumbers now on sale!

What’s the deal? Everybody’s leaving

Chasing after that monk’s trail

[1:12] (Byakuren) And so keep in mind the danger of your greed

And strive to enlightenment

What matters is your central concept

And what you represent

[1:21] (Youkai) You said that Youkai can learn to be immortal with Buddhism

So what do we have to do to be able to scare the humans?

[1:29] (Byakuren) No, you’re mistaken. The very first step is to avoid all violence

Cast away all simple desires

(Nitori) Well, listen to her

[1:36] Alright, now she’s like that one Yama

No way I will work this crowd

(Byakuren) Become more devout!

[1:44] (Nitori) Maybe the human village will work

Anyway, let’s pack it up

After that Yama’s lecture, I’ve had enough

-Nitori exits-

[1:53] (Byakuren) Somehow, this place feels empty

(Youkai) Hey, wait, where’s that Kappa thief?

(Byakuren) I hoped she would listen

And choose to turn over a leaf

Magus Night (1)

-Hakurei Shrine, Marisa enters, throws open a newspaper-

[0:00] (Marisa) So, have ya heard? Youkai are coming out

(Reimu) Oh, for god’s sakes! – Hey, wait! Out of my house!

[0:15] (Marisa) So I was just thinkin’-

(Reimu) No, I’m not listening to this

I’m not dealing with 3 incidents

[0:23] (Marisa) Oh come on, it’ll be fun

It’s not like you’re busy anyway

It sounds like everyone’s getting’ faith

[0:30] (Reimu) My intuition says this will be a giant pain

And those 3 will take care of it, won’t they?

(Marisa) You mean Miko, Kanako, and Byakuren? Well, maybe.

I might go look for Sanae

[0:45] (Reimu) See? That’s all solved

Now get out of my shrine!

(Marisa) Wait, the zombies!

(Reimu) I’m sure you will be fine

-Marisa exits. Marisa enters-

[1:14] (Marisa) But don’t you think you should show up to advertise yourself?

(Reimu) Hey, I kicked you out. That means leave now

(Marisa) If you wanted me to leave, then you should have shut your door

(Reimu) What do you mean? I di-… really?

[1:30] (Marisa) Looks open~

(Reimu) You really took down all the Shoji?

(Marisa) Well, who knows? But ya gotta admit

The culprit must be real sneaky

[1:45] (Reimu) That is it! Let’s take this outside then, Marisa

(Marisa) Well, it feels like we’re already there

But if that’s what you want, I’ll fight with ya

[2:00] Sure ya won’t come? Well then, go [Master Spark]!

(Reimu) It’s a setup. I don’t plan to take part

[2:15] (Marisa) Well, maybe I’ll go then and gather all the faith to me

(Reimu) What would you do if you got some faith?

The last time I checked, you don’t have any gods to worship

(Marisa) I’m sure something will come my way

[2:31] And maybe Yukari will give me a cool item

She said she’s the one who changed your orb

(Reimu) No way that she’d do that- oh wait, there’s a chance she might

(Marisa) See what I mean? She might be bored

[2:45] So are ya in?

(Reimu) No way

(Marisa) Well, suit yourself

See ya later. I’ll go fight someone else

-Away from the shrine-

[2:15] “A Youkai Invasion”? I guess Aya’s been having fun

Sounds like a good place to start this

I better get ready if I’m gonna make this thing flashy

What’s a gamble without some risk?

-Outside the shrine-

[3:30] (Reimu) Well, that’s that. Today is going to suck so hard

Humans are acting like they’re depressed…

Yeah, I don’t have time to do this

This just sucks. I’ll probably need more Ofuda

If it is a Youkai doing this, then a barrier might help fix this mess

-Inside the shrine-

[4:00] (Suika) Hey Yukari, aren’tcha getting involved?

(Yukari) No need for that. This act will be resolved

[4:15] The boundary of loose ends and problems is unraveling

Wonder if fate or faith is pulling strings?