Friday, September 7, 2018

-Split Three Ways-


-only to suddenly find herself skimming low to the ground, launching her off her broom.

"WHAT THE F-"

And tumbling forward through the recently fixed shrine doors.

"OH COME ON!"

Sounds of crashing inside the building indicated the inner doors that had been replaced may have been broken as well.

WHY?!”
"Whoops, might have miscalculated the rebound."

From the purple gap that seemed to have redirected Marisa's egress, Yukari stuck her head out and waved. Withdrawing her head, the gap closed and reopened next to Reimu, and Yukari's hand shot out and swiped Reimu’s discarded saucer.

"Still, I'm hurt you two didn't wait for me."
"We didn't know you were coming." Reimu grunted, stealing Marisa's saucer. "Speaking of which, where the hell were you today? We had a full blown revolution happen and you didn't show. Even Yuyuko showed up, though she didn't do anything."
"I was doing stuff. And things. I am a very busy woman, you know." Pouted Yukari.
"Godsdamnit!” Reimu threw up her arms “This is just like the noodle incident all over again! I'm not gonna put up with-"

Without warning, a purple gap appeared over Reimu's mouth, cutting off all sound. Reimu reacted appropriately, reeling back and swatting at the edge of the gap.
"Now Reimu, everyone knows you don't mention the details of the Noodle Incident. What would the tropers think? Incidentally, I brought a gift."

From behind her back Yukari produced... a lampshade.

"A perfect presentation of a lampshade, if I do say so myself."

From the direction of the shrine, Marisa began cackling, signaling her return to consciousness. Reimu, having given up on trying to remove the gap attached to her mouth, threw a yin-yang orb in her general direction, and the cackling turned to coughing.

"... No opinion? Well that's fine." Yukari stated, nonplussed. "I got a few other ones you can have as well. Let me know what you think."

Marisa finally reappeared from the shrine, hat slightly askew. She took one look at Reimu's current state and doubled over laughing, weakly batting aside the yin-yang orbs thrown in her direction.

"Anyway, it was hardly as bad as you make it sound. This is an adventure-friendly world after all.” Frowning at the lampshade in her hands, Yukari turned it over a few times, examining it from all angles. “Ooh, this one was a bit bland, but it seems like such a staple."
At this point, Reimu had crossed her arms and was tapping her foot, a sign that she was reluctantly listening to Yukari albeit against her will. She made no move to accept the proffered lampshade, so Marisa took it and hung it on her hat.

"Besides, it was just a bit of fun, nothing nefarious. This is a land of blue and orange morality after all.” Yukari produced an off color lampshade with a mix of blue and green shades next, spinning it on her wrist. “Hm, this one's a bit weird to look at, but it makes sense. Kinda."
This lampshade was placed on top of the previous one, upside down.

"Not to mention having me around to do everything starts messing with everything, given the continuity creep thing that's been happening recently. Oh, this will look good on you."
The last lampshade was placed on the gap over Reimu's mouth somehow, and Reimu's voice came out of the end of it, sounding as if she were speaking in a can.
"-and I'm gonna shove these orbs right- oh, goodie, you somehow made this more annoying. Get this damn thing off me before I lose it and start shooting!"

Adopting an innocent expression, Yukari pursed her lips. "Oh, was that the problem? Well, why didn't you say so?" With a snap of her fingers, the gap (and attached lampshade) fell off. "I guess I'll just drop off the rest of my presents into your room if you're going to be so grumpy. Be sure to look through them and tell me what you think later, 'kay?"

Reimu glared balefully at Yukari. "Okay, so then why are you here anyway, aside from your daily dose of pissing me off?"
To both Reimu and Marisa's surprise, Yukari immediately became serious. "I'll get right to it then. Marisa, it seems like your escapades today have borne an unexpected fruit."
Marisa tilted her head. "Apples?"
"Only if you're a misinformed Christian." Yukari shot back without pause. "To be more specific, it's the result of showing off so much during a 'Faith gathering religious festival' that's become a problem."
Marisa tilted her head to the other side. "How'zat exactly?"
"Of the participants in the festivities, you shone more prominently while also lacking an actual religious affiliation. The Kappa withdrew early in the day, Yuyuko ate hers somehow, and the Hell Raven is just a bit more explosive than usual. And that's the problem, actually. Tell me, what do you plan to do with all the faith you collected?"
Marisa looked confused, but quickly took on a sly expression. "Depends. What can I do with it?"
"In the interest of not wrecking Gensokyo's power balance, I'd advise against trying to create a new god." Yukari breezily replied. "Likewise, handing it all over to some divine spirit is inadvisable. We hardly need a second Kanako."

"Ooh, wait! Can I get a powerup? You mentioned that Reimu got one a while back!" Marisa's eyes glowed. Literally, a vermillion tinge lighting from her eye sockets. Of further note was the distant crack of thunder that sounded out, and a soft scream of "UNLIMITED... POWER!" Sounding out at the edge of everyone's hearing.
It should be noted that Marisa's "dramatic integrity" was easily sacrificed if the results were considered sufficiently "awesome". Questions directed to Marisa about the specifics of this "Scale of Awesome" were invariably met with a smirk and a cryptic response.

"I could always tell, but it's more fun to show. The better question is: which spellcards did Auntie Marisa make in advance, and what specific way to I need to kick your ass in order to use one of them?"

To date, the public count of takers had reached double digits and no pattern to what scenarios had been prepared for had been found.
"I know it's pointless to ask, but I'll do it anyway. What in the world was that one supposed to be for?" Reimu asked, face in her hands.
"Learning to shoot lightning." Marisa shrugged. "Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt!" Turning to Yukari, she raised an eyebrow.
...
"What are you buying?" Asked the Sage of Youkai.
"What are you selling?" Asked the Magus of Madness.
"What are you doing?" Asked Reimu.
...
"Yeah no, the moment's gone." Marisa sighed. "I'm gonna err on the side of chaos and take the decision out of my hands. Surprise me."
"I know I should be feeling relieved that Marisa's not in charge of this," Reimu sighed, "But the fact that It's because she handed the reins over to Yukari isn't really all that much better."
Ah well” Yukari sighed, “I’m sure I could think of something suitable.”
Right, so blame the next incident on you. Don’t think I didn’t notice you dodging the question, Yukari” Reimu growled. “This was a giant pain in the ass that could have caused a bunch of problem for everyone. Where were you?”
Avoiding yet another cliche plot line.” Yukari shrugged. “We are the Eastern Wonderland after all, and I refuse to support journeying westward, Buddha and Immortal seeking factions be damned.”

...

Ok... that was obscure even for you...” Reimu began slowly, not seeing Marisa’s thoughtful expression behind her. “You know what, I don’t care. I feel like knowing would only give me more reason to hate you and my life.” Likewise, she didn’t pay mind to Marisa snapping her fingers and pulling out a small book from her hat.
Yukari shrugged. “I suppose that’s your prerogative. It’s harmless monkeying around anyway.” A glint appeared in her eye. “Still, it makes a good joke, doesn’t it? A Buddhist, a Taoist, and a serpent goddess walk into a bar. The evil emotions leave, the moon picks up a rabbit, and the sun picks up a raven. Who gets what they want?”
Aren’t you short a tortoise?” Marisa asked, stowing away the book in her hat.
Isn’t that your fault?” Quipped Yukari.
I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Marisa replied breezily. “On a side note, is there any point in throwing down with Yuuka right now?”
Yuuka?” Reimu blinked in surprise. “What does she have to do with any of this?”
Is that going to stop you from doing it anyway?” Yukari asked knowingly.
Nope.”
Then I should warn you that if you take it too far, you’ll discover immortality applies only to some souls, and little else. Otherwise, have fun with that.” Yukari waved the matter aside. “Well, that was pretty much all I came here for. Any questions?”
Yes” growled Reimu. “First: wha-“
Good!” Interrupted Yukari, clapping her hands. “Well, I have to see a girl about a magical orb that takes her to wonderland, so I can figure out how to murder the hell out of a rabbit. Tata!”
And with that, a gap opened up beneath the Sage of the Youkai, allowing her to fall through, before closing again. Reimu and Marisa stared at the spot where Yukari disappeared.
... OK, what the actual fu-“

-Reflects Harmony-


"So, the paper basically sums up to 'What the blazing hell, Marisa?' you know."
"They're still going on about that? Must've been a slow news day"

The funniest part of any major incident always seemed to be the immediate aftermath, when every sane person involved (Not always a large number) finally had time to blink and ask "Wait, what?". It was then that people could compare notes, track down an individual to scream "Bullshit!" at, or just clap helplessly at the absurdity of the new status quo. But sometimes, "What?" was all that needed to be said.

"Bullshit!"

... or not.

"Yeah, I know right? I'm not even on a few of these pages."
"You..." with visible effort, Reimu calmed herself. "Never mind. The point is, you really went for it today."
"Yyyyyyyyep." 

Fun fact, Marisa had actually gone through the trouble of making [Smug Sign] spellcards that slowly drew out words that most people found obnoxious. It only took 2 declarations before she abandoned them, declaring the spellcards took all the fun out of it.

"Why?"
"Cuz I felt like it."
"Bullshit."

Ok, sometimes bullshit worked better than expected.

"Really? Cuz I actually did feel like doing it, you know."
"You composed and performed 8 songs that literally sing your praises, just on a whim? No."
"Yyeeeeeessssssss...ssss" Again, no spellcards needed.
"... You know what, no. I'm not playing along. You remember that favor you owe me because of that one time with Flandre? I'm calling it in. Level with me on this. Why?"

Marisa stared into her saucer, all traces of humor gone. After a few seconds, as Reimu was drawing breath to begin yelling, Marisa sighed and tipped back the entire cup, downing the entire cup in one go. The saucer came down, but Marisa's head didn't.

"... You know, sometimes I eavesdrop on some of the people I challenge in the forest."
"Ok, a) that's creepy, b) you mean "assault", c) what the actual h-"
"I'm getting there, alright! So I overheard these youkai recently, talking about me. Or actually, they were talking about 'us'."
"..."
"What I mean is, they were talking about youkai attacks, and places they could get away with it. Magic forest is safe for humans because it's my turf. Except they didn't say that, they said it was yours."
"Still not seeing the point here, Marisa."
Marisa's head finally lowered from the clouds, meeting Reimu's eyes. "I've always said it, haven't I. 'I'm Gensokyo's number 2!'. Not the number 1's +1. If Magic Forest is off limits, it's gotta be because of the the Mad Marisa, Black-White witch of the forest. Not because of the Red-White's Black-White sidekick."
"Ok... is that really such a big deal to you? Not just stealing the show like usual?"
"Reimu, you said to level, so I'll level. You have a history, a bloodline, fancy extermination tools, cool sleeves. It's obvious you're number 1 in Gensokyo. And me? I've got a bitchin' hat, a fistful of hakkero, and a normal human's worth of badass in a can. That's all. And I'm still good enough to be number 2. That's my schtick."
"... Still don't get why that led to a 'Marisa Musical Medley' performance in the middle of the Village."
"Shit, they got it all to alliterate? That's awesome."
...
"... Marisa."
"..."
"Marisa."
"..."
"MARISA! Focus. You can make posters later."
"NOOOOOOOO!"


Two minutes and a conspicuous pile of colorful burning papers later, the two were seated again.

"Ok, let's try again. Your musical number?"
"Well, that's step 1. I came here for step 2."
"Look, now you'd just being an ass- Marisa, what-?!"

Marisa whirled around, grabbing both of Reimu's hands tightly and cutting her off.

"Reimu, I came here to say something I think we both knew was coming. Hell, I'm sure everyone knew, and just didn't point it out to us. But I want to do this now, before we lose opportunities, before we have any regrets. I'm going with my gut here and saying what we both need."
"Marisa, if you don't let go of me right now I swear I'm gonna-"
"We've been through a lot together.  That time I scored you a date with Flan. The time I kicked your ass under that broken moon. The time I waved goodbye and good luck on the actual moon. That perfectly normal day when I woke you up and we both ran like hell for no particular reason that wasn't my fault. There's really only one way this could end, and it'll take both of us to get there."
"Marisa. Last. Chance. Let-"
"Yes, I will let it out! It'll be hard, I might slip up a few times, but I know in the end this is a new chapter for both of us."

Reimu was beginning to get uncomfortable, and it wasn't just because Marisa was invading her personal space.

"Ok Marisa, calm down for a second. This is just a joke, right?"
"Is this just a game to you? Well fine then, I'll play along, but know I'm no ordinary player! If this is gonna be a gods damn game, I'm sure as hell gonna score! Actually, we both will, but I will score harder and higher than you and come out on top!"

At this point, Reimu was red-faced and frozen in shock. Whether in rage or embarrassment was yet to be seen.

"So I'll just go and say it. No take-backs. No do-overs. 3 words, and we both figure out how to go from there. Are you ready?"
"..."
"... good enough then. Here goes..."

As Marisa took a deep breath, Reimu's brain finally restarted enough to notice it. That damnable quirk of the lips, a tell that Marisa was looking forward to something. Something that wouldn't be there if she were being serious.
Oh you've got to be shitting me

"Hakurei Reimu, I'm going solo"
...
*stare*
*stare*
*stare... click*
[HAKUREI SEALING TECHNIQUE: GRAND EXTERMINATION]!

-------------
As Reimu was occupied smacking the reporter (actually a tengu this time) with four glowing yin-yang orbs, Marisa bent down and quickly swapped out the film, pocketing the original roll. With that done, she winked at the unfortunate victim and mouthed get it later to her, putting the camera back down. A second later, a glowing orb impacted next to both camera and camerawoman, knocking both down the steps of the shrine and likely breaking something in the process.

Reimu then stomped over. "You. Explain, now, please"
Marisa smirked, leaning back against the shrine entrance. "What's got you all hot and bothered, Reimu? Was it something I said?"
"What the hell was all of that?!" Reimu yelled, pointing at the smirking witch. "You made it sound like you were going to do something stupid like ask me out right then."
"You want me to?” Marisa asked, tapping her pursed lips with a finger and looking up as if considering it. ”It'd be kinda awkward, since I did just go independent, you know."
Reimu lowered her arm. "Idiot." She walked back to the porch and sat down. "About that: care to explain?"
Marisa sat down as well. "It's simple. I'm gonna stop coming around so much. No more popping in, no more sleepovers, no more hanging out on your roof late at night when you're sleeping and serenading you with the koto, no more job stealing."
"Wait, back up a bit..."
"Kirisame Magic Shop is now officially separate from the Hakurei Shrine. As of today, you're not my sidekick anymore, Reimu."
"I can't help but feel like you just glossed over something important."
"You're my godsdamned rival, and I'm making sure everyone in Gensokyo knows it."
"..."
"..."
"... and that’s because-"
"Because those songs have hypnotic earworms that will keep them stuck in everyone's heads for a while."
"Figured it was something like that."
"So then." Marisa stood. "Here's saying goodbye to the Hakurei Shrine! Goodbye and good luck!" Downing her saucer, she set it on the porch and began marching towards the stairs, broom in hand.
Reimu watched her go, setting her own drink down. "Marisa..." She inhaled deeply. "Get back here and fix my damn doors!"
"NEVER!" Marisa quickly mounted her broom, tearing off straight upward-


-The Light-


"Ya know, you really need to loosen up a little sometimes"
"Funny, Tanuki number 5 said something similar"

Reimu didn't even bother to look up while responding to Marisa. It wasn't like she didn't know where she was after all.

"Huh. Bet I said it better"
"I don't know, he actually was annoying enough for me to shut him up."
"Was that before or after ya stuck him up in one of these?"

And the reason why Reimu knew precisely where Marisa was (for the moment) was a rather... thorough seal array. Flight, Magic, spellcards, even limb movements were restricted within the array. Perfect for exterminating nuisances, with only one notable weakness.

"Before. Tanuki numbers 3 and 4 were noisy enough when I caught them, and those damn Tengu were just eating it up."
"Betcha I can make you use up 2 at once"
"Tempting, but no. How long are you going to stay up there anyway?"
"Hey, I can't move here! You've got me good and tied up! I'm at your mercy!"
"Does anyone fall for that line of bull anymore?"
"Nah, but it's still fun to do"

That one notable weakness being that portable barrier seals can be discretely unwound from the inside, if one knew how they were balanced. Of course, another well known weakness was that any anchored barrier seal used within gensokyo was vulnerable to interference from smaller boundary barriers. And despite a lack of proof, the fact that such boundaries often included a blatantly spelled out "Lolnope" in bright indigo letters near the edges was enough of a hint of who was responsible.

"So how'dja know I had these anyways?"
"You broke the wards on the shed. Of course I'd feel that. And those Ofuda were the only things that you'd be able to use anyway."
"Eh, fair enough."
"Tea's ready."

After a moment, Marisa emerged from within the shrine, tucking two slips of paper into her pocket and throwing a third slip towards Reimu, who caught it without looking up. Marisa then sat down on the other side of the tea set.

"So I guess Marisa's Religious Rampage is over then? You're not exactly popular at the moment, you know."
"Is that what they're calling it? I feel like there's a better name for it. Witching Hour? Marisa's Mayhem Masquerade? Black-White Bangtime?"
"... The worst part about that is that there are legitimately people out there who still don't know about you and would get the wrong idea."
"That's what the explosions are for!"

The two morally questionable heroes then lapsed into a comfortable silence. Several bound sheets of paper descended down to the shrine's porch. One sheet of paper ascended in return.

"Huh? What-"
"[Hakurei Sealing Tag: Instant Subjugation]!"
"Huh, nice shot. Shame it wasn't a real Tengu. Dibs."

After scanning the bundle, Marisa handed it to Reimu.

"Didn't even make the front page. Guess the magic's gone."
"Marisa, you're mentioned on 5 pages here"
"So?"
"It's only 8 pages long"
"So?"
"... Fair enough. You went overboard today."
"I'll drink to that. Want some?"
"It's my tea, idiot, of course I'll-"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... I hate you"

In Marisa's left hand, there was a familiar set of saucers. In her right was a conspicuous bottle. It should be noted that both items had likely been stored in the back of the shrine's storehouse, beyond the traps set at the entrance.

"How and when?"
"Easily, and when I got here"
"... I hate you"
"I know. Drink?"
"Sure"

Phantom Ensemble (15)


[0:00] (Lyrica) We thank all of you for coming out today
We have one more piece for you before we stop
But first let’s thank our special guest-
(Reimu) Hey, MARISA!!
(Marisa) Ah sh- too soon!

[0:14] Well I’ve got to go, you guys! But hey, guess what?
Reimu will help you just as much as I could
Just start playing, she’ll pick it up
K? Got it? Good!

[0:25] (Reimu) When I get my hands on you, you will regret
Ever setting those Tanuki after me
(Lyrica) Well let’s start with the next song. “This Shrine’s Empty!”
(Reimu) Wait a minute-!
(Lyrica) “Every day when I stop by
I check the box to see if there’s some shineys
But it comes as no surprise when all I see is that it’s empty!”

[0:51] (Reimu) I’m gonna kill you!
(Merlin) “That’s what Reimu says!
Whenever I mention all her finances”
(Lunasa) “She’s not too busy cause no one visits
So I go to kill time for a bit”

[1:04] (Lyrica) “A Miko’s duties seem really simple
Just sweep the porch and then go inside to loaf
And sometimes there might be a job to do”
(Reimu) I am going to destroy you!

[1:16] (Lyrica) Hey wait a second, that’s not the next line
It’s written as “I grab requests from the shrine”
(Reimu) Wait, you said “written”? What’s that paper say?
(Merlin) Wait until after we play!

[1:29] (Reimu) No way, give that sheet to me!
(Lunasa) Did you really think that we would lose so easily?
(Merlin) “The number one human in Gensokyo-“
(All) “Is just a lazy miko!”

--Prismrivers defeated-

[2:18] (Merlin) Alright, we apologized! Don’t burn our songs!
We’ve all been working on these all season long
(Reimu) With Marisa? That’s a good one
There’s no way she would wait this long
(Merlin) Hey, we’re telling you the truth! We thought so too
But she asked us for help right out of the blue
Since then she’s written all these songs
(Reimu) There’s something wrong…

[2:42] Anyway, I’m burning this last one, got it?
It’s non-negotiable. Now you three, beat it
I’ve got to go clean up this mess of Marisa’s

[2:55] Seriously, first Marisa, then Tanuki,
Then everything that Marisa is planning
I should have just stayed home in bed
So annoying!

-Reimu exits-

[3:08] (Lunasa) Well she seemed angry…
(Lyrica) On to the encore!
After all, we still have more songs to perform
(Lunasa) I guess she didn’t mention all of these
(Merlin) Well then, that’s good enough for me

[3:21] By the way, where did Marisa go to?
It seemed like she planned to run into Reimu
(Lunasa) After all, she delayed that final song
Maybe she planned it all along?

[3:34] (Lyrica) Hey, we’ve still got to perform
I think that we should start with “This is Gensokyo”
And after that, we can move on to “Faith”

Faith - (A Touhou Parody of “Pain” by Imagine Dragons)


First things First
I'ma say all the words inside my head
I'm fired up and changing all the ways that things have been, oh ooh
The way that things have been, oh ooh
Second thing Second
Don't you tell me that I’m just a human being
I'm the one with the spell, I'm the Master Sparker, see, oh ooh
The Master Sparker, see, oh ooh

I was awesome from a young age
Training my spellcards to their maxes
Showing my talent to the few
That humor at me, took to me, shook to me, feeling me
Strafing from patterns in this game
Putting the art in the arcane
Speaking my lesson from the brain
Seeing the power from the

(Faith) So come to me if you are a believer, believer
(Faith) Let’s break it down and shake it up, believers, achievers
(Faith) I let the bullets fly in a loose rain
My life, my love, my drive to gather
(Faith) You made me a, you made me a believer, believer

Third things Third
Use a prayer if you want a miracle
But magic lets you make what you want in Gensokyo, oh ooh
So put on a good show, oh ooh

I was joking with the crowd
Flying up higher than the clouds
Sending my sparks down to the ground
Spreading my [Love Sign] all around
I was passionate, flashin’ it, snatching and stashing
And crashing it, smashing it 'Til it broke up and it rained down
It rained down, the

(Faith) Everyone is some kind of believer, believer
(Faith) So join me as a Danmaku believer, believer
(Faith) I came to kick some ass and take down names
My life, my love, my drive, it pulls in
(Faith) You made me a, you made me a believer, believer

Last things Last
By the graceful spellfire and the flames
We’re the face of the future, another coming change, oh ooh
Another coming change, oh ooh

It cannot be stopped, can’t be caught, coming and going
Inhibited, limited 'Til it broke up and it rained down
It rained down, this

(Faith) So come on, be, come on, be a believer, believer
(Faith) Let’s break it down and build it up, believer, believer
(Faith) I let the bullets fly, oh let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from
(Faith) You made me a, you made me a believer, believer

Border of Life (15)


[0:02] (Yuyuko) Look, a band of rabbits coming here, Youmu
Where do you think that they might be going to?

[0:27] (Tewi) It’s the ghost princess! Onward! For the Rabbit Horn League!
(Yuyuko) A bunny told me that you have been naughty~
It seems that they have confusion right now, huh Youmu?
And it’s not helped by a rampant Tanuki

[0:52] (Tewi?) Tanuki? Well I guess I am flattered
But I can’t change my form
(Reisen) Don’t bother. The real Tewi sent me out here
We have already been forewarned

[1:06] (Rabbit 1) Hey, it’s Reisen!
(Rabbit 2) Or just a trick?
(Rabbit 3) What would she be doing with those two phantoms?
(Reisen) To be honest, I’ve no idea. They both just showed up because of a whim

[1:18] Of course, there’s still a big problem. There are too many of you to be the guard
(Yuyuko) Oh, it won’t be such a problem if we decide we won’t make this hard

[1:31] (Tewi?) Forget this! Let’s charge and show the might of the Rabbit Horn League right now!
[Rabbit Sign: Bare White Rabbit, Inaba]!
(Reisen) What a mess. Well it seems that Master was right and we will need your assistance at once
(Yuyuko) Is that so? Well then, Youmu?
(Youmu) Understood. At once!

[2:08] (Tewi?) Everyone, get them! We’ve got them outnumbered!
(Yuyuko) [Deadly Dance: Law Morality Demon World]

[2:34] Well it seems that you rabbits are short one commander
Perhaps it’s time that you plan to surrender?
(Reisen) But first I should see who else is wearing a disguise
[Stare of the Hazy Moon: Lunatic Red Eyes]!

[3:00] (Yuyuko) Interesting. So how does this assist us?
They went down instantly
(Reisen) Master said to render them unconscious
To reveal which rabbits are Tanuki

[3:12] (Yuyuko) Well it would seem she was correct
So is that all we had to do, Yukari?
(Yukari) Yeah, that’s enough I suppose
Lunar Rabbit, you can leave this to me~

[3:26] (Reisen) You have my thanks. I must go back
And report to Master and Tewi what happened
We will step up their training
Hopefully this day becomes a lesson

-Reisen exits-

[3:38] (Yuyuko) She’s uptight. I wonder if it’s because we all had to get involved?
(Yukari) Well I’d say Lunarians are the cause
(Yuyuko) Oh come now! You can’t say that everything wrong in life is all because of someone on the moon!
(Yukari) Yes I can! Anyway, we’d better move on soon