Desire Drive

-Inside the Masoleum. Girls enter, Seiga enters-

[0:31] (Marisa) Hey, look at that door. We should go in
(Sanae) There was a heretical place like this here?
That's disturbing
(Seiga) Hm? Is someone there? You should come in
Oh, it seems that most of you are human
But then, with you there... You're the same as me, a hermit. Correct?

[0:55] Someone ever youthful, clear mind and strong body
You've transcended life and death in the end then?

[1:01] (Youmu) No, I can still die, and I'm only a half-phantom
The other half of me is just like a human...

-Yoshika enters-

[1:31] (Seiga) Ah, I see it now. Yes, not the same
You could indeed die. That is really such a shame
(Yoshika) Dying's no good. Anything but that is really okay
(Seiga) Oh my, you came over quick.
(Reimu) Oh great, it's her
(Marisa) I was hoping that she would sleep there forever

[1:51] (Seiga) Oh, so you have met. Well, it seems you haven't beaten her yet

[1:56] (Yoshika) Hang on, what time is it?
(Marisa) Well, I think it's morning
(Seiga) What an early riser. You're such a good girl
Now let's see. With these four... Shall we have a rematch then?
With these gathered spirits, can you defeat them?

[2:57] (Seiga) So, that's your tactic. That's quite a trick
But as you see, my Jiangshi's toughness is unmatched
Now, what if I join?
(Reimu) It's obvious even if you don't ask

[3:09] (Seiga) Alright, but have you four fought against Taoists?
I assure you that you've never fought like this
Past mere Shinto, it towers over the feeble Buddhist

[3:22] (Marisa) You do know that you guys are buried right under a Buddhist temple, so they're over you?
(Seiga) Yet we have awoken. Their power means nothing
All their preparation, and we live anew

-Seiga and Yoshiko retreat, making holes-

[3:59] Ah, this spot should work
(Reimu) Stop doing that!
Moving through walls makes it hard to shoot at you two
(Seiga) But it is fun
(Marisa) Hey, can I borrow that item from you?

[4:11] (Seiga) Hm? What would you do?
(Reimu) No, none of that
Marisa's just as bad with the stuff she has
(Marisa) A wall or three wouldn't make much difference to Patchouli

Rigid Paradise

[0:00] (Yoshika) Knowing your foe, you should know to leave

Or else become like me

If you’re beaten by my Danmaku, you’ll all become one of the Jiangshi!

[0:24] (Sanae) I don’t think that complies with the rules

(Yoshika) [Poison Nail: Poison Raze]!

(Marisa) Told ya, she doesn’t have much brains left

(Reimu) Marisa, don’t you dare to graze

[0:38] (Youmu) Ah, I see what she does. This is quite troublesome

Reimu! Can you feel divine spirits each time she gets hit by us?

(Reimu) Yeah, but they don’t stick around for too long

(Youmu) She’s been absorbing all their power and turning them to spells

We need to move her!

(Marisa) Oh, I see. Oh well

[1:14] (Yoshika) Now, [Poison Nail: Undead Murderer]!

(Marisa) Sanae, distract her! Reimu, hit her again on my mark

Youmu, attack her after my spark!

[1:38] (Yoshika) [Desire Sign: Saved Up Desire Spirit Invitation]

(Marisa) Reimu, hit her! Alright, [Blazing Star]!

Youmu!

(Youmu) [Slash of Eternal Future]!

[1:51] (Yoshika) Guaargh! I am now done for!

(Marisa) Hey, I know I planned it, but still..

Fighting zombies in cemeteries is still a little bit cliché, isn’t it?

[2:15] (Reimu) Alright, what is it you’re protecting?

(Yoshika) Zombies are undyiinnnggg!

(Marisa) Give it up Reimu. Youmu’s just going

-Girls exit-

[2:27] (Yoshika) Huh? It’s open? At last, they’ve returned!

I guess I should go in. Is this the start of another war

Over those religions?

Let’s Live in a Lovely Cemetery

-Behind the temple-

[0:00] (Marisa) Wait, where’d Youmu go?

(Sanae) She said she’d go and scout the route ahead

(Reimu) So, what did you mean when you said this “Zombie”’s already dead?

[0:11] (Marisa) Well, Orin had to come and see her

She was called to be a translator

This girl was a corpse, and no one knew what she wanted

It seems like she wants to guard the cemetery. Interested?

[0:42] (Sanae) Well, who wouldn’t be? Zombies are big Outside in books and games

(Marisa) I heard she can’t talk. With no brains, she seems like she would be lame

(Reimu) Guard this place from what? Hang on, Youmu’s ghost thing is over there

(Youmu) So, you ambushed me?

(Kogasa) If I see humans, then they get a scare!

[1:09] (Reimu) Oh, it’s you

(Sanae) Hello, miss Kogasa

Were you the one who was just fighting?

(Kogasa) Hey everyone. Did you mean that girl?

Well, I’m glad you came

I’ve been fighting her up to now

But I keep timing out

[1:37] (Marisa) Huh. Sounds interesting. So what kind of person is in our way?

(Kogasa) I don’t really know. I’ve never seen that girl before today

So, can you beat her?

(Sanae) I see, it’s a quarrel between Youkai

But you remember you’re both our enemies…

(Kogasa) That’s right! Surprise!

…

[2:04] (Youmu) Umm… come again? I’m afraid that I may not understand

(Kogasa) I’m a true monster! My hobby is to scare you humans

[2:17] (Marisa) Here we go. Youmu’s explanation…

(Youmu) Well you see, I am a half-phantom

(Kogasa) So? I gotta see if you are still tougher than me!

(Youmu) If that’s the case, let’s end this battle quickly. Now! [Slash of Eternity]!

[2:46] (Kogasa) That crazy power… you’re not human after all, are you?

Well, you said that. I better not underestimate you two

(Youmu) *sigh* Not again. I should inform you that this wisp is me

(Sanae) Huh? Is that so?

(Marisa) Yea, everyone screws that up. Seriously

[3:12] (Youmu) Anyway, do you wish to fight on?

(Kogasa) No, I lost. I would become a ghost

(Youmu) Ah, I wouldn’t recommend that.

(Marisa) Hah, you never change

(Sanae) Hey Reimu, don’t you think Youmu’s now acting quite strange?

[3:40] (Youmu) Well, show us the way to the person who fought you earlier

(Kogasa) Umm, she’s over there… behind you

(Yoshika) Don’t you come any closerrrrrr…

You cannot come near the mausoleum while I still can move

(Marisa) Hey, I think you’re lost. There are no buildings anywhere near you

[4:08] (Neutral) Left here long ago, a lost thing that slipped into Gensokyo

What lay sealed within? The place where all the divine spirits go

[4:22] (Yoshika) Oh, hang on. Let me go to my spot

(Marisa) See? I said that she had some brain-rot!

Hit me with yer best shot! (A Marisa parody of “Hit me with your best shot” by Pat Benatar)

Well ain’t ya real tough lookin’? But I got history

Of having Youkai come and challenge me

If something attacks me, I’ll shoot it

Bring out yer cards, let’s get right to it

Hit me with yer best shot!

Why don’tcha hit me with your best shot?

Let me see your best shot!

Come on, da~ze!

If ya got a cool power, then don’t fight fair

Show it to me, see if I care!

Danmaku’s a serious game

So when you lose, there’s no need to complain

Hit me with yer best shot!

Come on, just get me with your best shot!

Let me see your best shot!

Come on and play!

Show me that you mean business and let’s make history

Are you the one who’s gonna beat me?

If only you could see the look that’s now on your face

Well, can ya keep up? Let’s make this duel a chase!

Hit me with yer best shot!

Why don’tcha hit me with your best shot?

Let me see your best shot!

[Master Spark], ze!

Hit me with yer best shot!

Come on, just get me with your best shot!

Let me see your best shot!

Outta my way!