This Dull World’s Unchanging Pessimism ~ Shinkirou Orchestra (5)

-Senkai-

[0:07] (Byakuren) Excuse me, is your leader in? I have to speak with her

It’s rather important and cannot wait

(Futo) Indeed? Mayhap thou would hast better luck then if thou had arrived here earlier

[0:18] (Byakuren) Oh dear. Has she already left?

I was hoping to try and persuade her to calm the conflict down

[0:24] (Futo) If so, then thou should be made aware

That conflict has been decided to be our cause

[0:30] (Byakuren) Ah, so who has gone to fight,

and at what place will you be gathering?

-elsewhere-

[0:36] (Miko) It would seem the time is right to gather faith and order in one strike!

[0:45] (Marisa) Alright, now let’s get the ball rolling around here!

(Reimu) All those morons had better not interfere

(Mamizou) Listen! Stage Two’s a go, so get ready

(Bunbunmaru) Now, let the Tournament of Faith begin!

-Senkai-

(Seiga) Almost everywhere. At least all the towns in the area

(Byakuren) Oh dear

-elsewhere-

[0:58] (Medicine) Rise up! For the pride of the Doll Liberation Army!

(Tewi) To arms! Let’s show them the spirit of the Rabbit Horn League!

(Bunny) Umm, Tewi? Where is Reisen? We thought she would be here to fight

(Tewi) It’s fine. You guys don’t need her, you’ll be alright

-Moriya Shrine-

[1:14] (Suwako) Hey, I’m back. Got some good news and bad news

Which one should come first?

(Kanako) The bad. I’m not expecting much, so it can’t get much worse

(Suwako) The saint heard about the problem and is already moving

But at least our faith today is only growing

-Hakurei Shrine-

[1:30] (Sunny) Come on! We’re gonna beat up everyone

(Star) Alright! Our team won’t lose to anyone!

(Luna) You guys spent way too much time with that idiot Cirno

[1:38] (Cirno) Wanna say that again? I’m gonna freeze you idiots

(Sunny) Oh yeah? Well then you come and bring it!

(Reimu) Alright you guys, stop that racket!

(Star) Ah! it’s Reimu!

-SDM-

[1:49] (Patchouli) At least Remi is asleep

(Sakuya) Yes, that may be for the best

Meiling, keep the gate secure. I will handle all the rest

(Meiling) Why are we stuck fighting all these monks out of the blue?

(Koakuma) Exorcisms? I don’t have a clue

-Underground-

[2:04] (Orin) Miss Satori, there’s bad news-

(Satori) –Koishi’s not around here

(Orin) Some of the pets saw her go, but they’re really not sure where

(Satori) Alright, I’ll ask everyone to look here again

Can you two go check on the mountain?

-???-

[2:20] (Yukari) Well then, I really didn’t expect that response

(Yuyuko) Youmu, prepare to fight our way to the top!

(Yukari) Stop it. Ran, Chen, go secure things out by Mayohiga

Well, what are you Tanuki up to then?

(Suika) Probably something that is lots of fun

You can leave parties up to them!

-Elsewhere-

[2:34] (Lyrica) Alright! Everyone’s coming out to our concert!

It’s time to give them a big show. Alright then, back to work

(Lunasa) Merlin, did you do something weird? They’re acting too worked up

(Merlin) No, I don’t think it’s because of us

[2:51] (Mystia) One Lamprey Eel coming up!

(Wriggle) Geez, you’re really busy

(Mystia) Oh hey, Wriggle. They just came by

I’m just glad they’re hungry

(Kyouko) It’s weird, everyone’s out today

I hope the temple’s fine

(Wriggle) So I’m guessing that you snuck out this time?

-Eientei-

[3:06] (Kaguya) Mukou! Your reign of terror’s at an end!

(Mukou) Really? What will you do about it then?

(Kaguya) You’ll see. Now, for the fallen honor of the pudding that you stole!

[3:14] (Eirin) Ah, Tewi, so you were here. Are you the one who arranged this?

(Tewi) Maybe. Oh hey, isn’t that the princess’

Special attack she was saving?

(Kaguya) For the pudding!

[3:24] (Reisen) Master, I’m back from my rounds

Wait, are those two fighting here?

(Eirin) Is there something the matter? Undonge, you look troubled

(Reisen) Oh, right. I saw lots of fights going on outside

I heard it’s a religious battle

[3:40] (Eirin) I suppose we should stay here

(Tewi) Reisen, want a cool snack?

(Reisen) Ah, thanks Tewi. And as you say, I’ll keep everyone inside

(Mukou) You idiot, your stupid pudding’s over there

(Kaguya) Inaba! So it was you! Attack!

[3:57] (Eirin) Ah, wait. How did Mukou get over here?

(Tewi) Dunno, you’ll have to ask the bunny guard

(Mukou) Wait up, so you weren’t the one leading them?

I saw you leaving when I walked right in

(Eirin) I suppose we are now involved. Princess, please unhand Reisen

Spring Lane ~ Colorful Path (5)

[0:06] (Reimu) Right, I warned you guys that I would kick you out if you came back

(Unzan) What are you talking about?

(Ichirin) Huh?

(Reimu) Enough. You have earned my wrath!

[0:14] (Unzan) Wait, hold your fire! I command you to desist!

(Reimu) The Nyuudou has never talked. Gods, you are bad at this

[0:23] What do you guys want? Wait, I don’t really care

I have other jobs, so scram! Get out of here!

[0:33] (Ichirin?) Sorry, can’t do that. We’re here with a warning

(Reimu) If that’s what you want, then I’ll have to get mean

-fighting, Tanuki defeated-

[1:00] Stop wasting my time! I beat you, so get lost

Better yet, you should go back and warn your boss

(Tanuki 1) Well, we can’t do that. It’s kind of important

(Reimu) Well, I’m too busy with a real incident

[1:18] Now I think of it, you guys can help me out

Once I’m done, I’ll hear what all this is about

Get those 3 noisy ghosts, those 3 Prismrivers

Looks like I might need that trumpet-girl’s power

-meanwhile-

[1:36] (Suika) Heya Yukari, what are you guys watching?

(Yukari) Some good old fashioned Hakurei strong-arming

[1:50] (Reimu) Crap, I just realized I don’t have a way to control those 3

If I brought them to the village then no one would trust me

Maybe I’ll chase them into the village from here?

Or I could convince them that it would be good to play there

If that doesn’t work, it could be a spirit

I should make some more Ofuda to seal it

Where would be the source? Maybe near Kosuzu?

This is such a pain

(Aya) Heads up, a new issue!

[2:44] (Reimu) Stupid Tanuki… it’s starting to make sense

I just can’t believe anyone is that dense

Do those idiots want me to take them out?

I don’t even care what this is all about

Futatsuiwa from Sado (5)

[0:15] (Mamizou) Do we have updates on Byakuren yet?

(Tanuki 1) She’s disappeared for now, it seems

(Mamizou) what about Ichirin? Where is she?

(Tanuki 2) Temple or Village, somewhere between

[0:22] (Mamizou) No word from Reimu? She should help out

(Tanuki 3) The last one who went didn’t come back

(Mamizou) Well I guess it’s time for stage 2 then

It’s time to change our plan of attack

[0:30] What about Marisa?

(Marisa) She’s still kicking ass and taking lots of names

(Mamizou) I must have missed when you came in here.

What happened to the one tailing you?

[0:46] (Marisa) Oh, you mean that one look-a-like?

I think she was trying to act like she was Nue

I just pointed at her and started chanting “Pew, pew, pew”

[1:16] (Mamizou) So, what can I do for you?

(Marisa) Aren’t you the one looking for help with something?

With this setup out here, what could you guys be planning?

[1:30] (Mamizou) Oh, we’re just having fun. It’s a festival for Tanuki

(Marisa) Hey, I thought we were friends. Don’t just bullshit me

(Mamizou) Well, if we were friends, I’d still have to keep the plan from you

(Marisa) But you would tell me if I ordered ya to!

-Mamizou defeated-

[2:15] Geez, you’re not really built for power

So does this mean I’m now in charge?

(Mamizou) Mah, if you show Tanuki spirit

10 different forms, it’s not that hard!

[2:23] (Marisa) Aw shucks, I suck at transformations

Illusion Magic’s not my style

Alright, I guess I’ll work for you then

It might be fun for a little while

[2:30] (Mamizou) Then go to the village

We’re just trying to get some people out there

(Marisa) Anything I should look for then?

(Mamizou) Does it matter? You wouldn’t listen

[2:45] (Marisa) Oh? That’s just cynical

It sounds like you’re used to some people having fun

(Mamizou) Tanuki are best at that, just like a certain someone

-Marisa exits-

[3:15] Alright, the show’s over. Back to work, people, we’ve all got jobs to do

Someone for the kappa, and maybe 2 for Reimu

(Tanuki 1) Maybe we should just wait? That one gap Youkai might interfere

(Mamizou) Then keep an eye out. Another volunteer?

-meanwhile-

[3:46] (Yukari) My, this is quite complex. The plot thickens, wouldn’t you agree?

(Yuyuko) It’s not a problem, correct, Yukari?

Till the Love Runs Out (A Touhou Parody of “Til the Love Runs Out” by OneRepublic ft Marisa)

If it’s a fight, a match, a bit of fun

I’ll be the White and Black that will make you run

Cause I feel alright and we’ll feel alright

When we work it out, yeah we’ll work it out

I’ll be doing this in a friendly bout

Till the love runs out, till my love runs out

If it’s a ghost, or faith, or mini-sun

I’ll be the one charging to be the one

To make it alright and I feel alright

When it all works out, yeah we’ll work it out

I’ll be doing this in a friendly bout

Till the love runs out, till my love runs out

I’ve got my mind made up and I won’t let go

If you don’t like that, then talk to my Hakkero!

I’ll be starting, I’ll be sparking

Till the love runs out, till my love runs out

So come on and fire, and we’ll go to town

Till my love runs out, till [Love Sign] runs out

There’s a Lunatic out in front of me

Been to Heaven and back just like when we fought Shinki

Ms. Mima trained me good, Mima trained me right

Mima said “Do what you want, but don’t lose a fight

So let’s have some fun, this is all about

When the love runs out, when my love runs out, yeah

I’ve got my mind made up and I won’t let go

I’m gonna light the sky with magic from my soul

I’ll be starting, I’ll be sparking

Till the love runs out, till my love runs out

So come on and fire, and we’ll go to town

Till my love runs out, till [Love Sign] runs out

Ooh, we all want the same thing

Ooh, we all fight for something

Oh, for gods, for faith

For scares, for hate

For booze, for gifts

For fun, for mist

If it’s a fight, a match, a bit of fun

I’ll be the White and Black that will make you run

Cause I feel alright and we’ll feel alright

When we work it out, yeah we’ll work it out

I’ll be doing this in a friendly bout

Till the love runs out, till my love runs out

If it’s a fight, a match, a bit of fun

I’ll be the White and Black that will make you run

Cause I feel alright and we’ll feel alright

When we work it out, yeah we’ll work it out

I’ll be doing this in a friendly bout

Till the love runs out, till my love runs out

60 Years (A Touhou parody of “7 Years” by Lukas Graham ft. Yukari)

Once, it was seven years ago when someone told me

“You should make her acquaintance soon, Yukari”

Once, it was seven years ago

It was a big, big world, but magic was fading quicker

Pushing a boundary to its limit, I will made it bigger

Don’t regret it as this land supports many new figures

And it will for years to come as long as I hold it here

Once, it was eleven years ago when someone told me

“Won’t seeing all them go make you more lonely?”

Once, it was eleven years ago

I’ve always lived between all the boundaries before me

So I’ve seen time move along again in countless stories

Something about that glory has never worked out for me

Cause many of those that I loved over the years have left me

Once, it was twenty years ago, my story got told

Before the new miko when I was lonely

Once, it was twenty years ago

I work to see my goals, between the small and major

Cause I know the smallest problems can become a danger

I’ve got a choice pending on what I will favor

Should I enforce my will more firmly

Or should I leave it to her?

Once, it was twenty years ago. My story got told

I was telling her of everything I saw before me

Once, it was twenty years ago

Soon, it’ll be thirty years ago, and plans will unfold

To go our separate ways from those still roaming

Soon, it’ll be thirty years ago

I’m still learning about life, what chance has brought before me

And every person I have met has had a different story

Some bitter choices for me will be told again in stories

And some requests I’ve had were left behind and I’m still sorry

Soon, it’ll be sixty years ago. I recall it was that once

Remember then and then the riddle of it comes undone

I forget what it all meant, but I know that I did once

I know that there are things that I now want to see begun

Soon, it’ll be sixty years ago. Will I still love Gensokyo?

And will I still have all the will to hold that Boundary?

Soon, it’ll be sixty years ago…

Soon, it’ll be sixty years ago. Will I like the next miko?

And will I still be laughing freely?

Soon, it’ll be sixty years ago…

Once, it was seven years ago when someone told me

“You should make her acquaintance soon, Yukari”

Once, it was seven years ago

Eyes of Kogasa (A Touhou Parody of “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor)

Learning things from my defeat

Took advice, took my chances

Tried to learn how I could be more scary

Driven by my desire to surprise

But many times, reactions don’t last

A repeat of the same story

They let it slip that someone from the past

Has the skill to make sure they’re surprised

It’s the eyes of Kogasa

Blue to Red from the right

Rising up to a challenge of survival

And the Scarlet vampire brings charisma to light

And she’s watching it all with the eyes of Kogasa

In disgrace, one more defeat

Saying that “purple’s ugly”

“To stack the odds, there’s someone you should meet

Learn the skills from that one gap Youkai”

It’s the eyes of Kogasa

Blue to Red from the right

Rising up to a challenge of survival

And the boundary of phantasm shows how you can fight

And she’s watching it all with the eyes of Kogasa

Back again, I will not stop

With one more gruesome story

Did my training, now prepare for a shock

Just a girl and her will to surprise

It’s the eyes of Kogasa

Blue to Red from the right

Rising up to a challenge of survival

And the strength of a Youkai is their power of fright

And she’s watching it all with the eyes of Kogasa

The eyes of Kogasa

The eyes of Kogasa

The eyes of Kogasa

The eyes of Kogasa