[0:18] (Aya) Hey there Fairy. Mind if I
have a moment of your time?
(Cirno) Wait, who are you? (Aya) I’m just
a friendly neighborhood Tengu
So by the way, I heard you ran into that
Kazami
Earlier today, when you were playing out
by the Sanzu
[0:42] (Cirno) That flower girl? Yeah, I
beat her. Just my jokes made her run away
(Aya) Wait, repeat that. I think I
misheard what you just said
(Cirno) Well she said I was too funny, so
she had to leave. That’s normal because I’m too strong
Then there was that Yama-guard, that
judge of the dead
[1:21] (Aya) Well, let’s just move on to
her then
(Cirno) She had this boring lecture she
made me listen
She was bad at her job since she didn’t
know fairies don’t die
(Aya) I wonder if she was as confused as
I
[1:45] (Cirno) So Miss Tengu, what do you
do? (Aya) Oh, I report news that everyone reads
So tell me, do you have anything that
sounds like it might make a juicy story
(Cirno) Oh, I fought a lot of weirdos
today and they all lost to me, even that Reimu
But still, I’m not too surprised. The
strongest is me!
[2:10] (Aya) (I see her point. No one
would believe this fairy’s story, even with a spin)
Well, go ahead. Just lay it on me and I’ll
listen
(Cirno) Well first there was this one
human maid that got too afraid and just ran away
And then this bird that ran away too. And
a noisy ghost told me what I should do
After that, I fell to the ground and
fought with the black-white human that came after me
That’s when I won my new shrine from that
weak Reimu
[3:02] (Aya) That reminds me, I’d better
go cover the Hanami
(Cirno) What’s Hanami? (Aya) The flower
viewing party for today
(Cirno) I wanna go! (Aya) It should be
open up to the public
On a side note: Are these frogs that you
froze really okay?
[3:26] (Cirno) It’s all a game! I first
freeze these frogs and then watch them thaw when I leave them out
(Aya) How’s that a game? (Cirno) Well 1
out of 3 shatters each time
(Aya) Well I see how that would appeal to
a fairy, but no one else could replicate that
Though I suppose that means the frogs
think that is fine
[4:03] (Aya) So, if it’s a game, then
that means
There has to be a way for you to win or
lose
(Cirno) No way! I always win! There’s
nothing that these frogs can do
(Aya) What about that big frog right
behind you?
[4:28] (Cirno) What do you mean? Hey,
wait! Let me go! I’m not a frog snack! (Aya) I think that’s a toad
Still, why should I cover these events if
that is the reason the Yama says I sin
Capturing the essence of truth, but at
the same time, losing it because it slips through
Wait, yeah! I think I now see. The truth’s
like the wind!
[4:52] (Cirno) That one was close! There’s
no way I’d be eaten by a big stupid meanie frog!
(Aya) Does it matter? It’s not like you’d
die from that forever
(Cirno) That’s not the point! It just
sucks to die even if it’s a big stupid frog!
(Aya) Yeah, we are all gonna die someday,
but I agree that is one lame way to go
(Cirno) I’m gonna go get my revenge and
freeze that big frog, there’s no way that thing will eat me
(Aya) Well still, selling point or now,
here’s a good story
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