Wind God Girl (7)

[0:19] (Bunbunmaru) Urgent Update: The defamation of respected press!

The recent spread of shoddy forgeries must soon desist!

Cleared of charges, Aya Shameimaru, back on the scoop

Bunbunmaru, the fastest wind is bringing you the news!

[0:42] We start at home with an odd report from the wolf tengu about intruders

It’s been confirmed, the invisible Youkai is here

For those who may not know of this, there has been a slew of unusual incidents

Around a Youkai that’s known to disappear

[1:21] These reports start at Moriya

But of course, following reports has one huge flaw

Our scouts can’t remember where they saw the intruder go

So for now, we’re putting the search on hold

[1:45] We have reason to believe the acts of random Youkai are just Tanuki

Our evidence is the movement of people who are known to be solitary

Case and point, there is some movement from the aptly named Doll Liberation Alliance

Despite not acting at all for this last spring

[2:10] An overview of the group’s mission: It seeks to free all their “Doll Brethren”

A second goal is rumored to be: “Kill all the humans”

Far as we know, their only actions for the past few years is only one thing

The leader has been rumored to go and take away dolls from the doll magician

It’s confirmed that she also buys the dolls sold by our very own local curse goddess

Well then, we wish this young group the very best

[3:01] Fight for your faith! The battle royale’s between the factions!

Several of the independents have taken action

For our readers, we have provided a new summary

Of the people that we may expect a person might see

[3:25] First up, we have the Hakurei Shrine with current Miko, Hakurei Reimu

And from reports, we can assume Marisa too

Myouren has sent out their head priest and one “Ichirin and Unzan” combo, last we heard

Of the tanuki trump card, there is no word

[4:04] The Saint of Senkai has arrived!

For many, this is their first time seeing her fight

That said, it’s the first time for the monks for many of you

We await a chance to see what they’ll do

[4:28] There are reports of niche groups moving

Around near the forests and wooded paths

Very few names are noted for now, but we here at Bunbunmaru wish them luck

It would seem that anybody who wishes to make a name for themselves should hasten

To go participate in this competition!

[4:53] We will resume these gripping stories

As soon as we know how they have turned out

For other news, like music and bands, just stick around!

That’s all for now, from Bunbunmaru. Aya Shameimaru signing off then!

The fastest news in Gensokyo is now cleared of all charges and is in print again

Reminder: The competition is heating up, so everybody out there stay safe

Besides that, enjoy yourselves. Go out and play!