Futatsuiwa from Sado (7)

-Marisa enters. Byakuren enters-

[0:16] (Byakuren) Ah, I was sure that I would soon find you

Mamizou, what are you doing?

I have heard that you’ve been causing chaos

With the people you’re impersonating

[0:23] (Marisa?) Well, to be honest, I’m not the one who took on disguises yet today

(Byakuren) I would still like to know why you have disturbed the peace today this way

[0:30] (Mamizou) Well, that’s a long story. Anyway, how did you realize that this was me?

(Byakuren) I felt the faithful shift and realized the audience were Tanuki

[0:45] (Mamizou) Oh well then. I guess they all jumped the gun

You guys should be ashamed. You gave it all away!

(Byakuren) You’ve been adjusting well. So what is your goal today?

[1:15] (Mamizou) Well, I’m just fitting in. It’s procedure to cause incidents, correct?

(Byakuren) Nonetheless, this stops here. Saving these hearts, I’m content

[1:31] (Mamizou) The hearts of humans… I wonder if you can save them all

(Byakuren) What is it you mean? Do you know something?

(Mamizou) The procedure I refer to is that one incident

Just like the Hell Raven, I’m pointing to a threat

[2:15] (Byakuren) I have to ask you be more specific

(Mamizou) Tell me, where can’t you gather faith?

The hearts of humans has lost all hope

Have you been to the village of late?

(Byakuren) Saying that they have lost emotion because of lost hope seems doubtful

Either way, I will look into this

So for now, please calm down all the masses

[2:30] (Mamizou) Well, sorry. Can’t do that. It’s out of my hands.

The word has spread too far

The village thing’s a problem, so I wanted to get everyone

Even so, they are all riled up. Didn’t expect them to go wild here like this

I don’t think they will stop until they have had their fun

-Byakuren exits-

[3:15] Alright then, stat report!

(Tanuki) That makes 2 solutions proceeding to the goal

(Mamizou) Alright then, let’s go get the next target going forward

Spring Lane ~ Colorful Path (7)

-Miko enters-

[0:05] (Reimu) No. This is stupid. I’m not gonna be party to this crap

(Miko) Have at thee! Hakurei Reimu, I change you to a fight!

(Reimu) You guys are awful. Are you even trying to hide?

What even happened to those two tanuki from last time?

[0:24] (Miko?) Heard they got blown up by the black-white

(Reimu) Of course…

Well, did they tell you what I sent them out for?

(Miko?) Oh, so an errand? I see where you’re going

But you’re too hasty! Let’s make this exciting!

[1:00] (Reimu) That’s enough of that. Now, you listen to me

What I need from you is to go get those 3

If I wait too long, I swear I’ll hunt you down

So go tell your boss to get right to it, now

-nearby-

[1:35] (Sunny) Did you guys hear what she said? You heard it, didn’t you?

(Luna) Guys, I think she just declared war

(Star) What’d we do?!

-meanwhile-

[1:49] (Reimu) Geez, this one’s no good. Why can’t this be just a Danmaku thing?

I don’t know how to raise spirits unless it’s someone’s doing

So everyone says it’s not everyone at once

How will I figure out who’s affected with everyone?

-nearby-

[2:44] (Star) ‘Kay, I’ve got a plan. We’ll ambush her later!

(Luna) No. No! Bad idea! That plan is a failure!

(Star) Guys, come look at this! There’s an event today

Everyone is out to gather up the faith!

Official-Sanctioned Tasogare Newspaper (6)

[0:07] “Riots start over conflicting Faiths?

What could this mean for the near future?”

“News as it happens, Kakashi Spirit News

Is right on the latest for sure!”

[0:20] “Slander case of the Bunbunmaru!

Moriya Shrine has confirmed it true.

The Goddess Kanako has filed some charges

Against Aya Shameimaru:

[0:34] “The Hijiri priest has been reported gathering support for her shrine

During which, she has showcased the power of Bishmonten openly”

[0:47] “The Witch has declared a publicity campaign.

She has attacked several Youkai all over today

Her lack of restraint is somewhat disturbing

And her attack’s range is become concerning”

-Hatate Himekaidou

Today’s Front-Page Headline (5)

[0:00] (Bunbunmaru) Bringing you the recent news, this is Bunbunmaru

The Fastest news in Gensokyo

[0:05] “Sources report a large movement of Youkai protestors

Converging on the Moriya shrine now”

[0:11] “Some say that the gods have barred their doors and stated

That they will not intercede today”

[0:16] “Furthermore, we have heard some reports that the Hakurei Shrine

Has been working to assault some tengu”

[0:22] “Clearly, the rumors of her inattentiveness

Have been understated recently”

[0:27] “The Saint of the Taoists has been sighted recently.

Could this be the start of a new movement?”

[0:32] “Meanwhile, the leader of the Youkai temple

Continues to give her advice”

[0:38] “We have seen activity from many smaller groups

Representing the interests of their race”

[0:42] “Meanwhile, there are many small conflicts right now

Being resolved all over the place”…

Akutagawa’s Ryuunosuke’s “Kappa” ~ Candid Friend (6)

[0:07] (Nitori) Kawashiro Trading Company! Your one-stop-shop for better weaponry!

Huh? What’s a priest doing around here?

Your boss wanna come make something else “clear”?

-Ichirin enters-

[0:21] (Ichirin) Byakuren? So you have seen her today?

(Nitori) Maybe, but I’m not talking

Anyways, what’s a priest doing out here?

(Ichirin) Trying to spread Buddha’s teachings

[0:35] I overheard that the Kappa of this valley are corrupt

(Nitori) We don’t like solicitors, so just beat it

(Ichirin) I suppose that I have no choice then. Force will be my persuasion

I will show you moral ethics!

[0:49] (Nitori) Maybe you will, maybe you won’t. Don’t look down on Kappa!

It’s not something too personal, it’s just business

Why do you think we have a need for human religions here?

Youkai Mountain’s off limits

[1:30] Crap, I forgot. The Nyuudou’s here

Well then, meet my little friend!

[Q-cumber Sound System], go! For the Kappa!

(Ichirin) That’s rather strange. Something seems off

This kappa’s so powerful

And I thought they were more passive…

[1:45] (Nitori) Not good enough? Then how ‘bout this?

[Bubble Sign: Bubble Dragon]!

(Ichirin) Ah, I guess she really is just a kappa

[North Mountain Wind of Mercy], Unzan!

Stop, I’m not here to fight you

I just wanted to see something

[1:59] No, I guess you’re not a Tanuki

So did you say you saw Byakuren?

(Nitori) Yeah, earlier. She was bothering me

And now you priests are doing it again

[2:12] (Ichirin) Our message is to live in harmony

We all could be friends without doubt

(Nitori) If you insist, we might seen some guys over

When they’re not busy to check you out

-Ichirin leaves, Aya enters-

[2:54] Finally, those priests have gone away

It wasn’t like I told them they could stay

(Aya) So what were those two doing out here?

(Nitori) Something about converts? I don’t really care

Shoutoku Legend ~ True Administrator (6)

-Miko enters-

[0:31] (Miko) Show yourself!

-Byakuren enters-

[0:33] So you are here now as well. I have heard rumors

That you have been holding sermons to spread influence

I was surprised. A tactic like that

Is more suited for the Moriya Goddess, no?

[0:46] (Byakuren) The Dharma wills that we be devout

Surely you understand the virtues, correct?

After all, you were Buddhist too

(Miko) I guess you really did forget

[0:36] My faith was only a tool for the politics then

The Tao has what I seek, true immortality

So what is it that you want now with me?

[1:29] (Byakuren) But the true path would suffice. Reincarnation

Would give you the outcome that you are chasing

(Miko) So that is it. You are an impostor!

It seems you are mistaken on several things

[1:41] There are many parts of that faith

And there are just as many differences

Shin Buddhism agrees with you

But that’s not the faith that I had used!

[1:52] Both she and I were sealed away before that began

So then, the next question: Who are you, honestly?

You must be someone who came from Japan…

[2:03] (Byakuren?) Oh, I guess we forgot. Guess this trick’s over with

It guess it’s time to flee

(Miko) Tanuki?

[2:32] Hold it right there! Weren’t you here to be my foe?

I heard that you came from outside Gensokyo

With all that fuss, won’t it be a shame

If you retreated when so close to your goal?

[2:44] I see it now, your desire

All this time, you really wanted to pick a fight

(Byakuren?) Well, maybe so. Now I have to run

The setting over there’s not quite right

[2:55] Now then, embrace the truth of inner peace and the light!

(Miko) Oh, I see. So that’s it. Just propaganda then

Very well, then you shall witness my might!

[3:26] Yield to me!

[3:28] I suppose it’s quite a shame. You are infamous

As the “Youkai Trump Card” who would keep me in check

But this power is nothing special

I apologize, I mean no disrespect

[3:39] (Byakuren?) Well, none taken, since you’re mistaken

A Tanuki won’t be beat through power alone

It’s subtlety and tricks, understand?

Because I’m not who you think I am!

[3:50] (Miko) I see, a champion for champions, or just a lackey?

(Byakuren?) Oh, I’m just the stand in. The Boss is somewhere else

She’ll probably show up at some point today

(Miko) So you sought a battle? Was that the wisest course?

(Byakuren?) Well, I’m sure that it will be ok

-Tanuki exits-

Magus Night (6)

[0:00] (Marisa) Alright, stop there! Don’t move or I will shoot!

(Kokoro) My Mask of Hope! I don’t know what to do

[0:15] (Marisa) Why is it that no one stops moving when I tell them that?

Hey, I’m talking to you, mask-girl!

(Kokoro) Did you see a mask?! Give it to me! That’s my Mask of Hope!

(Marisa) Did her face change? What in the world?

[0:30] Looks like the people are acting all dull again now

Guess you’re the villain that I’ll beat

(Kokoro) You’ve got so much hope, so you must have the mask that I lost

I really need that mask back, please

[0:45] (Marisa) Back off, Youkai! Sorry, all this is mine

So you’re after a fight? Well then, that’s fine

…

[1:15] (Kokoro) You don’t look like you have my lost mask with you after all

(Marisa) I won’t let you suck up all emotions!

(Kokoro) I’m not trying to do that. I want all my emotions balanced

(Marisa) Then why is everyone like this?

[1:30] (Kokoro) Well you see, I kinda misplaced my Mask of Hope

(Marisa) You’re switching between all those faces…

Just pick one and stick to it, ze

(Kokoro) Oh! That’s right! I thought of how to solve that problem!

I’ll use you as my new Mask of Hope!

(Marisa) I don’t like the sound of that. Is that safe?

[2:00] (Kokoro) Come over here!

(Marisa) That’s not a good answer!

(Kokoro) You’ll be my Hope!

(Marisa) Screw that. Go, [Master Spark]!

[2:15] (Kokoro) In place of my lost mask, a new future hope awaits

Know I hold no grudge against you

But I will claim all hope in Gensokyo for all emotions

(Marisa) I don’t care what you plan to do!

[2:30] (Kokoro) Let me just grab you and get the hope that I need

(Marisa) Stop making it weird already!

And what are you doing? It feels like you’re making me depressed

(Kokoro) I’ll steal all your hope to be balanced

[2:45] (Marisa) Steal stuff from me? Nuh uh, no effing way

It’s on right now. [Master Freakin’ Spark], ze!

…

[3:15] (Kokoro) I don’t think this will work. You don’t seem to have enough hope

(Marisa) How were you going to use it?

I mean, I’m not a mask, and I’m not gonna hang around here

(Kokoro) … With a string, I think you would fit

[3:30] (Marisa) Tell ya what, I’ll send along some other hopefuls

Someone else might be able to help

(Kokoro) You would really do that for me?

(Marisa) Yeah, no sweat. And by the way, my name’s Marisa

Be right back, I’ve got a few ideas

Just be sure that you stay right over here

Gensokyo Tonight (A Touhou Parody of “Home Alone Tonight” by Luke Bryan ft. Aya and Hatate)

(H) What you doin' in this place?

(A) Well, I could probably ask you the same thing

(H) Another round, girl, what you think?

(A) If you're buying, well, you know I'll drink some

(H) Heard your paper is struggling

(A) Only cause it’s reached the top

(H) You’re only read in Heaven

(A) And your dreams never stop

(Both) So let’s go shot for shot for shot, til we forgot

What we came out here to get

Aint a threat too big to stop the scoop we got

The deadlines that we’ve met

So put your drink down, throw your camera up

Swing it around and get a headline picture

(H) Which person is up next?

(A) Which person is up next?

(B) We won’t give it a rest cause we’re all over Gensokyo tonight

(H) Hey we aint gotta

(A) Yeah, we gotta go

All out here tonight

(A) Bet you don’t have one of the Youkai band

(H) I’ve got some extra if you missed it, you can ask

And if you want, we can head on back

(A) No, that is alright, I got enough free space here on this roll

(Both) So let’s go shot for shot for shot, til we forgot

What we came out here to get

Aint a threat too big to stop the scoop we got

The deadlines that we’ve met

So put your drink down, throw your camera up

Swing it around and get a headline picture

(H) Which person is up next?

(A) Which person is up next?

(B) We won’t give it a rest cause we’re all over Gensokyo tonight

(H) Hey we aint gotta

(A) Yeah, we gotta go

All out here tonight

(A) You sure you got enough skill to work here?

If you don’t, you know that is alright

(H) You’re asking that again? That depends on you

You’re not getting rid of me, so let’s go

(Both) So let’s go shot for shot for shot, til we forgot

What we came out here to get

Aint a threat too big to stop the scoop we got

The deadlines that we’ve met

So put your drink down, throw your camera up

Swing it around and get a headline picture

(H) Which person is up next?

(A) Which person is up next?

(B) We won’t give it a rest cause we’re all over Gensokyo tonight

(H) Hey we aint gotta

(A) Yeah, we gotta go

All out here tonight

Rules are Gone (A Touhou Parody of “Lights come On” by Jason Aldean ft. Seija)

At the crack of dawn, Tengu news spread all along

Sent everybody out to beat up one small Youkai

Even from Scarlet Devil, Eientei and Hakurei Shrine join in here

Flying, raising hell with the crime

Break the First Rule a few times

Even Sixth-stage bosses come to town

And I just grin out at the crowd

When the rules are gone, everybody’s cheating

Throwing out a spellcard that cannot be beaten

Make it clear to everyone that the rules are out the window tonight

When my item use leaves everybody reeling

We’re gonna flip things till the floor is on the ceiling

They don’t know what I’m thinking, don’t know where I’m going

The anarchy sown is going all night long

When the rules are gone, when the rules are gone

You may be a shy little thing with a wild side

On a night like this, don’t stay inside

Cause it’s time to live it up. Come on, let’s mix it up

If you’re talking bout items, yeah, I’m gonna take them

Talking bout rules, you know I’m gonna break them

When the rules are gone, everybody’s cheating

Lighting up the sky with cards that can’t be beaten

Make it clear to everyone that the rules are out the window tonight

When my item use leaves everybody reeling

We’re gonna flip things till the floor is on the ceiling

They don’t know what I’m thinking, don’t know where I’m going

The anarchy sown is going all night long

When the rules are gone, when the rules are gone

Yeah, we’re all the same cause we all do the same thing

We’re on the same page because we all are cheating

Here's a little something to thank y'all for showing up

Seiji and the girls about to blow it up, haha

When the rules are gone, everybody’s cheating

Lighting up the sky with cards that can’t be beaten

Make it clear to everyone that the rules are out the window tonight

When my item use leaves everybody reeling

We’re gonna flip things till the floor is on the ceiling

They don’t know what I’m thinking, don’t know where I’m going

The anarchy sown is going all night long

When the rules are gone, when the rules are gone