Youkai Like to Come Out in the Dark (A Touhou Parody of “My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark” by Fallout Boy ft. Marisa)

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa,

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa,

B-B-B-Be careful going outside in the dark, dark

A full moon is when it will start

The best case is just a scare

There is a chance they’ll tear you apart

But don’t you worry about your houses

There are some people like me who’ve go this

Just wait till they see my [Master Spark]

Gonna use a [Blazing Star]

Gotta love it when I spark a fight!

Youkai like to come out in the dark

So light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Open fire!

So light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Open fire!

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa,

In the dark, dark

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa,

In the dark, dark

Reimu keeps saying it’s a pain

But Danmaku’s just a funny little game

We’re gonna laugh ‘bout this tomorrow while we’re drinkin’ tea

But right now no one here is laughing now except for me, me

A constellation of stars is my spellcard

You could do this like me if you just work hard

Sakuya, Reimu, Sanae, and Youmu

Are out looking for some Youkai to defeat

Youkai like to come out in the dark

So light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Open fire!

So light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Open fire!

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa,

In the dark, dark

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa,

In the dark, dark

Youkai like to come out in the dark

(Youkai like to come out in the dark)

So light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Open fire!

So light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Light ‘em up, up, up,

Open fire!

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa,

In the dark, dark

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa,

In the dark, dark