Punk (A Touhou Parody of "Pop" by N'Sync, ft Choujuu Gigaku)

[Youkai Punk]

Sick and tired of sweeping stairs and being chased around

Welcome to the Punk Life and Bird and Beast’s new sound

We don’t care about complaints and who the song might offend

“Just a Stage 2 Boss” is good enough, so all you losers should listen!

It doesn’t matter about my sales approach or the stuff that my stand sells

It’s an eel stand! If you want chicken, then you can go to hell

It doesn’t matter about the venue or when we play and why

And everyone says it’s too noisy, but yelling “Hello!” is fine?!

Choujuu Gigaku’s on stage!

So hear how our souls rage

Punk is the newest craze

It echoes till we cover Gensokyo

Mystia and Kyouko

Are you ready? Here we go!

This might be Punk

Youkai come up to the temple every day

But they don’t want to learn to pray

Why’s enlightenment a type of fad to Youkai and Fairies?

We don’t have time for your jokes. Come to take it seriously

Tired of greeting idiots who only want to see

I'm not supposed to fight our visitors, but it gets too tempting

It doesn’t matter why they come over or if they pick a fight

Byakuren says that the Dharma wills that violence isn’t right

I got knocked down by that foggy cloud. They say it’s that oni

Wouldn’t you know? Everyone else was just fine that day, it was just me!

Cirno’s always picking fights

and throwing around ice

It shuts me down all night, and Wriggle’s no help

Bugs don’t seem too clean

So people just blame me

My stand’s getting too empty

This must be Punk

What do you guys think then?

It’s the Dance of Bird and Beast

So come and sing with me

Let your soul roar freely and let them hear you

Voice all your complaints

What’s the point of restraint?

We’re all Youkai anyway, come on now

This must be…

Do you hear that, Gensokyo?

We won’t just let it go

Listen to this echo

Eat Grilled Lamprey Eel!

Wait, that’s not the point

All of us are annoyed

Our feelings put to noise

This must be, Punk