Animals (A Touhou Parody of "Animals" By Maroon 5, ft Dance of Bird and Beast and the Youkai Grassroots Community)

Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

Gonna sing with all our might

Cuz we’re animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

Even if you’re staying inside

You can hear our sound for miles

Cuz we’re animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

Baby I’m-

(Mystia) So here’s the Dance of Bird and Beast

It doesn’t matter with enemies

But we get along when we’re all in tune~

(Wakasagihime) But you tried to bite into me

(Kagerou) It was a big mistake! Sorry!

(Kyouko) It doesn’t matter when we are all through

(Ran) We got permission from Yukari

(Chen) We got to play here at this party

(Aya) It’s a scoop, but it’s too noisy

(Hatate) Why did you think this would help me?

(Aya) I didn’t think they’d make so much sound

But look, photo-ops all around!

Don’t you think that’s more interesting?

(Hatate) Uh, no…

Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

We’ll play Punk Rock Sound for life

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

Sweeping the steps in front of shrines

Getting chased around for miles

We’re just animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

One more time!

(Kyouko) A Dharma chant is not enough

It just feels like I’m in a rut

I wanna do what I wanna do~

(Mystia) My lamprey eel is eaten up

But still that ghost is never stuffed

And all she does is eat all my food~

Do you know how hard that is for me?

It’d be easier by the sea

“Why don’t you make Yakitori?

I’m sure it would be so tasty”

(Kyouko) And people complain about my sound

When I do my thing, it bounces round

It makes sutras sound more hardy

But no-

Baby, we’re praying for you tonight

Feed you my sparrow rice wine

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

It makes your body feel so light

Makes you sing and dance all night

Just like animals, animals, like animals, mals

Baby I’m-

Sing songs all night, i-i-ight

You can’t deny-y-y-y

That this sounds right-i-i-ight

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Echoes of mine-i-i-ine

Are by design-i-i-ign

For beasts outside-i-i-ide

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

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Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals
Just like animals (yeah...), animals (yeah...), like animals-mals (yeah...)
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Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

We’ll play Punk Rock Sound for life

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

Sweeping the steps in front of shrines

Getting chased around for miles

We’re just animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

One more time!

Sing songs all night, i-i-ight

You can’t deny-y-y-y

That this sounds right-i-i-ight

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Echoes of mine-i-i-ine

Are by design-i-i-ign

For beasts outside-i-i-ide

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah