Desire Drive

-Inside the Masoleum. Girls enter, Seiga enters-

[0:31] (Marisa) Hey, look at that door. We should go in
(Sanae) There was a heretical place like this here?
That's disturbing
(Seiga) Hm? Is someone there? You should come in
Oh, it seems that most of you are human
But then, with you there... You're the same as me, a hermit. Correct?

[0:55] Someone ever youthful, clear mind and strong body
You've transcended life and death in the end then?

[1:01] (Youmu) No, I can still die, and I'm only a half-phantom
The other half of me is just like a human...

-Yoshika enters-

[1:31] (Seiga) Ah, I see it now. Yes, not the same
You could indeed die. That is really such a shame
(Yoshika) Dying's no good. Anything but that is really okay
(Seiga) Oh my, you came over quick.
(Reimu) Oh great, it's her
(Marisa) I was hoping that she would sleep there forever

[1:51] (Seiga) Oh, so you have met. Well, it seems you haven't beaten her yet

[1:56] (Yoshika) Hang on, what time is it?
(Marisa) Well, I think it's morning
(Seiga) What an early riser. You're such a good girl
Now let's see. With these four... Shall we have a rematch then?
With these gathered spirits, can you defeat them?

[2:57] (Seiga) So, that's your tactic. That's quite a trick
But as you see, my Jiangshi's toughness is unmatched
Now, what if I join?
(Reimu) It's obvious even if you don't ask

[3:09] (Seiga) Alright, but have you four fought against Taoists?
I assure you that you've never fought like this
Past mere Shinto, it towers over the feeble Buddhist

[3:22] (Marisa) You do know that you guys are buried right under a Buddhist temple, so they're over you?
(Seiga) Yet we have awoken. Their power means nothing
All their preparation, and we live anew

-Seiga and Yoshiko retreat, making holes-

[3:59] Ah, this spot should work
(Reimu) Stop doing that!
Moving through walls makes it hard to shoot at you two
(Seiga) But it is fun
(Marisa) Hey, can I borrow that item from you?

[4:11] (Seiga) Hm? What would you do?
(Reimu) No, none of that
Marisa's just as bad with the stuff she has
(Marisa) A wall or three wouldn't make much difference to Patchouli

Rigid Paradise

[0:00] (Yoshika) Knowing your foe, you should know to leave

Or else become like me

If you’re beaten by my Danmaku, you’ll all become one of the Jiangshi!

[0:24] (Sanae) I don’t think that complies with the rules

(Yoshika) [Poison Nail: Poison Raze]!

(Marisa) Told ya, she doesn’t have much brains left

(Reimu) Marisa, don’t you dare to graze

[0:38] (Youmu) Ah, I see what she does. This is quite troublesome

Reimu! Can you feel divine spirits each time she gets hit by us?

(Reimu) Yeah, but they don’t stick around for too long

(Youmu) She’s been absorbing all their power and turning them to spells

We need to move her!

(Marisa) Oh, I see. Oh well

[1:14] (Yoshika) Now, [Poison Nail: Undead Murderer]!

(Marisa) Sanae, distract her! Reimu, hit her again on my mark

Youmu, attack her after my spark!

[1:38] (Yoshika) [Desire Sign: Saved Up Desire Spirit Invitation]

(Marisa) Reimu, hit her! Alright, [Blazing Star]!

Youmu!

(Youmu) [Slash of Eternal Future]!

[1:51] (Yoshika) Guaargh! I am now done for!

(Marisa) Hey, I know I planned it, but still..

Fighting zombies in cemeteries is still a little bit cliché, isn’t it?

[2:15] (Reimu) Alright, what is it you’re protecting?

(Yoshika) Zombies are undyiinnnggg!

(Marisa) Give it up Reimu. Youmu’s just going

-Girls exit-

[2:27] (Yoshika) Huh? It’s open? At last, they’ve returned!

I guess I should go in. Is this the start of another war

Over those religions?

Let’s Live in a Lovely Cemetery

-Behind the temple-

[0:00] (Marisa) Wait, where’d Youmu go?

(Sanae) She said she’d go and scout the route ahead

(Reimu) So, what did you mean when you said this “Zombie”’s already dead?

[0:11] (Marisa) Well, Orin had to come and see her

She was called to be a translator

This girl was a corpse, and no one knew what she wanted

It seems like she wants to guard the cemetery. Interested?

[0:42] (Sanae) Well, who wouldn’t be? Zombies are big Outside in books and games

(Marisa) I heard she can’t talk. With no brains, she seems like she would be lame

(Reimu) Guard this place from what? Hang on, Youmu’s ghost thing is over there

(Youmu) So, you ambushed me?

(Kogasa) If I see humans, then they get a scare!

[1:09] (Reimu) Oh, it’s you

(Sanae) Hello, miss Kogasa

Were you the one who was just fighting?

(Kogasa) Hey everyone. Did you mean that girl?

Well, I’m glad you came

I’ve been fighting her up to now

But I keep timing out

[1:37] (Marisa) Huh. Sounds interesting. So what kind of person is in our way?

(Kogasa) I don’t really know. I’ve never seen that girl before today

So, can you beat her?

(Sanae) I see, it’s a quarrel between Youkai

But you remember you’re both our enemies…

(Kogasa) That’s right! Surprise!

…

[2:04] (Youmu) Umm… come again? I’m afraid that I may not understand

(Kogasa) I’m a true monster! My hobby is to scare you humans

[2:17] (Marisa) Here we go. Youmu’s explanation…

(Youmu) Well you see, I am a half-phantom

(Kogasa) So? I gotta see if you are still tougher than me!

(Youmu) If that’s the case, let’s end this battle quickly. Now! [Slash of Eternity]!

[2:46] (Kogasa) That crazy power… you’re not human after all, are you?

Well, you said that. I better not underestimate you two

(Youmu) *sigh* Not again. I should inform you that this wisp is me

(Sanae) Huh? Is that so?

(Marisa) Yea, everyone screws that up. Seriously

[3:12] (Youmu) Anyway, do you wish to fight on?

(Kogasa) No, I lost. I would become a ghost

(Youmu) Ah, I wouldn’t recommend that.

(Marisa) Hah, you never change

(Sanae) Hey Reimu, don’t you think Youmu’s now acting quite strange?

[3:40] (Youmu) Well, show us the way to the person who fought you earlier

(Kogasa) Umm, she’s over there… behind you

(Yoshika) Don’t you come any closerrrrrr…

You cannot come near the mausoleum while I still can move

(Marisa) Hey, I think you’re lost. There are no buildings anywhere near you

[4:08] (Neutral) Left here long ago, a lost thing that slipped into Gensokyo

What lay sealed within? The place where all the divine spirits go

[4:22] (Yoshika) Oh, hang on. Let me go to my spot

(Marisa) See? I said that she had some brain-rot!

Hit me with yer best shot! (A Marisa parody of “Hit me with your best shot” by Pat Benatar)

Well ain’t ya real tough lookin’? But I got history

Of having Youkai come and challenge me

If something attacks me, I’ll shoot it

Bring out yer cards, let’s get right to it

Hit me with yer best shot!

Why don’tcha hit me with your best shot?

Let me see your best shot!

Come on, da~ze!

If ya got a cool power, then don’t fight fair

Show it to me, see if I care!

Danmaku’s a serious game

So when you lose, there’s no need to complain

Hit me with yer best shot!

Come on, just get me with your best shot!

Let me see your best shot!

Come on and play!

Show me that you mean business and let’s make history

Are you the one who’s gonna beat me?

If only you could see the look that’s now on your face

Well, can ya keep up? Let’s make this duel a chase!

Hit me with yer best shot!

Why don’tcha hit me with your best shot?

Let me see your best shot!

[Master Spark], ze!

Hit me with yer best shot!

Come on, just get me with your best shot!

Let me see your best shot!

Outta my way!

Youkai Girl at the Gate

[0:00] (Kyouko) Watch what you say, someone is listening
Say it louder when it's echoing!
Come out and play if you're coming my way
Let's have fun on the first day of Spring!

[0:13] (Marisa) Well, that's okay if you're planning to fight
Come on, we've been doing this all night!

[0:20] (Kyouko) [Echo Sign: Mountain Echo Scramble] is sound
Come on, when you guys talk, you should try to be more loud
Enjoy the clear weather and break out in song
(Youmu) She's like the Prismriver sisters and their big crowds

[0:33] (Kyouko) If you got news, then come and talk about it
I'll spread it round to everyone, so never doubt it
Echo it back and forth
(Marisa) Oh, now I get it
That's why you're being loud

[0:43] (Kyouko) Well of course I am! Did you think I'd turn on my existence?
My [Echo Sign]! This is how I show my feelings with [Power Resonance]!

[0:57] (Sanae) Oh, I see! You're a Yamabiko Youkai, aren't you?
Hey, "Yahoo"!
(Kyouko) I see that you know the game! [Charged Yahoo!]

-Kyouko defeated-

[1:23] Looks like I lose in a formal duel
What do you need? That's part of the rules ~

[1:30] (Reimu) ... Have you seen the ghosts that people are reporting?
(Kyouko) There was a meeting about that issue this morning
Nazrin told us to send you guys to the cemetery
(Marisa) Isn't that the one from the Tengu's Zombie story?

[1:43] (Sanae) I read that one. Doesn't she have no memory?
(Youmu) Ah, I didn't. Could you explain what is a "zombie"?
(Marisa) A corpse that lives and eats the brains of the living people!
(Kyouko) She's out past the temple

[1:55] (Youmu) Someone who is dead, but still alive is an issue for my mistress
Maybe I should look into this matter so she won't worry from this
(Marisa) That's the plan! Though I heard she doesn't remember something
(Kyouko) Also, we heard earlier that someone was fighting

-girls exit-

Welcome to Youkai Temple

-Kyouko enters. Marisa, Reimu, Sanae, and Youmu enter-

[0:30] (Kyouko) Anupadasuttam, Namusam-
(Marisa) Incoming! We're here on business!
(Sanae) Marisa! She was doing her morning duties!
(Youmu) Well, I see she still tends to make a big mess

-Marisa exits-

[0:55] By the way, my name is Youmu Konpaku
(Sanae) My name's Kochiya Sanae
(Youmu) My condolences for working beside these two
(Reimu) Marisa, you're headed the wrong way!

-Reimu exits-

[1:20] (Sanae) They've mentioned you. So you used to join them?
(Youmu) Yes, but 2 years ago I learned a certain lesson
Well, mistress said to come, so I can help this time
(Marisa) So you're not grounded then?
(Reimu) Hey, we passed the Youkai Shrine!

[2:17] (Kyouko) Hey! Good morning! Wait, that's dangerous!
Why are you swinging sharp objects?!
(Youmu) Well, it's fine. Fairies can be quite annoying
(Kyouko) This temple has a strict ban on killing!

[2:42] (Marisa) By the way, can you pipe down? You're pretty loud
(Kyouko) And deny my own existence?
And by the way, attacking's in the liturgy
So challengers, fight if you want to get by me!

[3:06] (Youmu) A fight, of course. Well, it seems nothing's really changed
The things that can't be cut by my swords are next to none!
(Marisa) Hah, I missed that! Well I guess I'll be joining in
I don't mind a challenge! So why don't we have some fun?

Ghost Lead

[0:00] (Yuyuko) [Dance of the Dead Butterflies -Cherry Blossoms]
(Reimu) This again? Move away!
(Marisa) You're kidding! Cards like this are the best to graze!
(Sanae) Hey, come on guys! Which strategy is safe?
(Reimu) Just back off!
(Marisa) No, keep close to shoot at point blank
(Sanae) I'll just stay right here. This part is manageable

[0:35] (Yuyuko) By the way, what are you looking for?
(Marisa) Ghosts are being weird, don'tcha know?
(Reimu) What she means is that there are divine spirits all over
(Yuyuko) Is that so?
[Nether Sign: Endless Evening Cherry Blossoms]
Well if you beat this, I might say what I know
(Marisa) [Master Spark]! Laser-to-face will always win!
(Reimu) Well, looks like we won. So tell me, what are these?

-Youmu enters-

[1:22] (Youmu) Tea's ready
(Yuyuko) Sorry, but I don't know
That has nothing to do with us
(Reimu) Oh come on!
(Youmu) Reimu? Why are you here today?
(Marisa) I can't believe that this trip was just a bust

[1:45] (Yuyuko) Oh, Youmu! Someone will make a revival
There are no secrets behind the new temple

[1:57] (Youmu) ... Alright then, I suppose I should go
(Yuyuko) Don't forget to bring souvenirs!
(Sanae) So do we... Follow her?
(Marisa) Yeah, I guess
(Youmu) Is this why you three came out here?

[2:20] (Yuyuko) Don't forget, the cemetery is the place
(Reimu) Alright, so much for "we don't know anything"...
(Sanae) I'm confused. Is she helping or something else?
(Marisa) Let's just chalk it up to the weirdness of spring

-girls exit-

[2:43] (Yuyuko) ...Yukari, have you woken up yet?
Looks like we've got a small problem...