They Need a Leader (A Touhou parody of "I Need a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler ft Miko Toyosatomimi)

Where have all the statesmen gone and where are all the kings?

Where’s the wizened councilor who’s waiting in the wings?

Common folk are useless when it comes to self rule

There’s nothing more dangerous than following a ruler who’s a fool!

They need a leader! They need a leader to guide them through the day and the night

Someone who is cool, and someone who will last, and someone who can handle a fight

They need a leader! They need a good leader to tell them wrong from right

Someone who is just and someone who can lead and someone who has eternal life!

Eternal life…

I will take the reins and rule until I’m overthrown

That will be a clear sign that society can rule on their own

I’m not too invested if they can save themselves

I’ll be an administrator only if there’s no one else

They need a leader. They need a strong leader to save them from Youkai

Though the race lives on, though their heroes are strong, it’s not enough for those who can’t fight

A human leader may be enough if they can protect those with their might

But if there’s no one, then I guess my mission is to get someone to step up, right?

They need a leader! They need a strong leader to guide them through the night

The Tao is the path to the truth, nothing more. Good and evil come equally

I was Buddhist only as long as it could serve me

I could choose to rule people again

But I’m no teacher

I don’t need new disciples like some others

They need a leader! They need a leader to guide them through the day and the night

Someone who is cool, and someone who will last, and someone who can handle a fight

They need a leader! They need a good leader to tell them wrong from right

Someone who is just and someone who can lead and someone who has eternal life!

They need a leader! They need a strong leader to save them from Youkai

Though the race lives on, though their heroes are strong, it’s not enough for those who can’t fight

A human leader may be enough if they can protect those with their might

But if there’s no one, then I guess my mission is to get someone to step up, right?

They need a leader. A leader is needed to safeguard human life…

Style (A Touhou Parody of "Style" by Taylor Swift, ft Reimu and Marisa)

(Marisa) Reimu! Borrowed this from Kourin, it’s new!

(Reimu) I told you that stuff doesn’t interest me. Don’t care

(Marisa) But it says that you can judge people by what clothes they wear

(Reimu) Well, if what that says is true, then what

Do all the clothes that they all wear say?

Let’s take a look at Sanae…

She’s got that Outside Shrine Maiden uniform

(Marisa) I don’t get how you guys can wear that and keep warm

At least that the sleeves cut off seems to be a real norm

I guess that is a “Good Girl” style

That is from her “Good Girl” style

She’s got that Frog-Dress, Eye-Hat, and long sleeve shirt

And she’s got a mirror and ropes above her long skirt

(Reimu) I’d say it’s an act just for faith, but it couldn’t hurt

That is the Moriya Shrine style

(Marisa) It’s part of a weird shrine style

(Reimu) Maybe so, but let’s look all over Gensokyo

Look at those on the mountain, what about their clothes?

(Marisa) Okay, I guess that next we’ll look at the Kappa and the Crow Tengu…

Give me a few…

I guess we’ll start here with Nitori

She wears the same outfit daily

And then the Crow Tengu’s designs…

Well she’s got a backpack, wisp hat and pocket-dress

It’s blue and has a criss-cross key over her chest

With waders even though the Kappa swim the best

What in the world is that style? I guess it’s the kappa style

They’ve both got dress shirts, short skirts, and a tokin

One clicks a shutter, the other flips up a screen

They both wear geta, but still have the fastest flight speed

What’s up with that tengu style? A business-look tengu style?

(Reimu) Alright, who’s next?

(Marisa) Ooh! Let’s do them! The SDM!

They’ve got a French maid, jamies, and Chinese dress

Don’t get me started with Flandre’s wings and the rest

And Remi wears pink because when she eats, it’s mess

(Reimu) What in the hell’s with their style? You can’t read them by their style!

Animals (A Touhou Parody of "Animals" By Maroon 5, ft Dance of Bird and Beast and the Youkai Grassroots Community)

Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

Gonna sing with all our might

Cuz we’re animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

Even if you’re staying inside

You can hear our sound for miles

Cuz we’re animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

Baby I’m-

(Mystia) So here’s the Dance of Bird and Beast

It doesn’t matter with enemies

But we get along when we’re all in tune~

(Wakasagihime) But you tried to bite into me

(Kagerou) It was a big mistake! Sorry!

(Kyouko) It doesn’t matter when we are all through

(Ran) We got permission from Yukari

(Chen) We got to play here at this party

(Aya) It’s a scoop, but it’s too noisy

(Hatate) Why did you think this would help me?

(Aya) I didn’t think they’d make so much sound

But look, photo-ops all around!

Don’t you think that’s more interesting?

(Hatate) Uh, no…

Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

We’ll play Punk Rock Sound for life

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

Sweeping the steps in front of shrines

Getting chased around for miles

We’re just animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

One more time!

(Kyouko) A Dharma chant is not enough

It just feels like I’m in a rut

I wanna do what I wanna do~

(Mystia) My lamprey eel is eaten up

But still that ghost is never stuffed

And all she does is eat all my food~

Do you know how hard that is for me?

It’d be easier by the sea

“Why don’t you make Yakitori?

I’m sure it would be so tasty”

(Kyouko) And people complain about my sound

When I do my thing, it bounces round

It makes sutras sound more hardy

But no-

Baby, we’re praying for you tonight

Feed you my sparrow rice wine

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

It makes your body feel so light

Makes you sing and dance all night

Just like animals, animals, like animals, mals

Baby I’m-

Sing songs all night, i-i-ight

You can’t deny-y-y-y

That this sounds right-i-i-ight

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Echoes of mine-i-i-ine

Are by design-i-i-ign

For beasts outside-i-i-ide

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Yo...
Whoa...
Whoa...
Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals
Just like animals (yeah...), animals (yeah...), like animals-mals (yeah...)
Ow

Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

We’ll play Punk Rock Sound for life

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

Sweeping the steps in front of shrines

Getting chased around for miles

We’re just animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

One more time!

Sing songs all night, i-i-ight

You can’t deny-y-y-y

That this sounds right-i-i-ight

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Echoes of mine-i-i-ine

Are by design-i-i-ign

For beasts outside-i-i-ide

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Part of This World (A Touhou Parody of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid, ft. Maribel and Renko)

“Hurry Merry! Come look at this!

A Miracle Mallet that can’t exist

Does it work when you swing it? Wait, is says ‘For Inchlings’.”

“We should go back. Something feels weird.

Oh wait, but of course the door’s disappeared.”

“Well that’s that. Let’s keep going. It’s time for some exploring

Is this a museum or an art gallery?

There are pictures and pieces galore!”

“And boundaries. I count 20.”

“Well who cares? No big deal. Let’s explore!

Look at this stuff, it’s all mythical!

Gubraithian Fire? ‘This is everlasting’!”

“It says ‘The Torch of Olympia’.”

“Does it? Neat!”

“Hey look at this, I can see the stars!

So then Renko, do your date and time thing.”

“I don’t think I can. It’s… well, incomplete.”

“Looking mirrors?” “A magic wand!

‘Varumastra’? Hey, what does that mean?”

“How should I know?” “Well, isn’t this part of your dream?

Hey, um, Merry? This says this is the Kusanagi.

Then that means these places are for the other two…

If they’re empty, then could it be that everything here’s a real treasure?”

“Impossible… but I don’t know. Can it be true?”

“And Totsuka, Orna, they’re all famous swords.

Caliburn… that’s from the Arthur Legend.”

“Ignore that Renko. The hallway here’s full of spears.

It’s Longinus.” “That one from Rome?”

“Oh no! Let’s escape! We’re not alone!”

…

“So it’s Merry. One day you’ll be part of this world.”

A Huge Shadow and a Tiny Conclusion

-In the bamboo forest-

[0:36] (Mukou) So, did you hear about “Hisou Tensoku”

(Kaguya) Oh, that shadow that scared some people back then?

(Mukou) Turns out it’s a big advertisement for

That big shrine for the lake up on the mountain

-At the shrine-

[1:20] (Alice) So then I heard from the firefly Youkai

There is a giant in the woods

(Reimu) I get that, but why are you testing here?

(Alice) The shrine’s ground is more clear

[1:36] (Reimu) I don’t care! If you’re moving a big doll here

People think I’m copying!

Sanae and her goddesses have that

Hisou Tensoku thing

-in the Netherworld-

[1:52] (Yukari) All aboard!

(Yuyuko) Oh, did you get a new train?

(Yukari) Well, of course! Since we now use steam!

Making do with stolen power was hard

And this way, Gensokyo remains clean

[2:08] (Yuyuko) I don’t know. It looks like it’s all hot air

(Yukari) This baby can get anywhere!

(Yuyuko) In that case, let’s go get some eel for lunch

We should hurry, before the big dinner rush!

-In the Youkai forest-

[2:24] (Mystia) What is that? A light? It’s growing bigger and brighter and-

(Yukari) Now the final stop! Eel Stand!

-By Misty Lake-

[3:01] (Nue) Hey, what’s up? You’re looking down, Ice Fairy

(Cirno) I can’t find a Daidarabotchi

(Nue) Oh, something new? Is it somewhere hidden then?

(Cirno) If I tame it, nothing’ll scare me!

[3:15] (Nue) So, are they somewhere here in Gensokyo?

(Cirno) I saw one, but it ran far away

(Nue) Well I heard that you can exit Gensokyo

If you can find the proper place

[3:29] (Cirno) As expected of me! I scared Daidarabotchi!

That means I don’t have to be scared of anything then!

(Nue) Well anyway, I should go. We think there’ll be trouble

I was looking for a place to get hold of an old friend

-Kogasa enters-

[3:58] (Cirno) I’m the best!

(Kogasa) Boo! I’m here to steal your soul!

(Cirno) Ahh! And umbrella?! Back off, or else!

(Kogaga) Oh, really? What kind of monster would do that?

You will have to defend herself!

-Mystia enters-

[4:13] (Mystia) Everyone! You’ve got to run! It’s coming!

(Yuyuko) Please come back! I want eat an eel snack!

(Youmu) I’m sure we could catch her without the train

(Yukari) Blasphemy! Steampunk all the way!

[4:27] (Neutral) Gensokyo, a land beyond all common sense

Where both fantasy and dreams change what she saw

What’s a big shadow and things still unknown

Have in common? Unthinkable Natural Law!

Our Hisou Tensoku

-At the Moriya Shrine-

[0:15] (Sanae) So, what have we all learned today?

(Suwako) Oh come on, lighten up Sanae!

(Sanae) We were told not to cause big trouble again

Or else we’d get kicked off of the mountain

[0:25] (Suwako) Hey Kanako, help me out here!

(Kanako) Maybe I won’t. This is too much fun

(Suwako) Okay, who do you think built all of that?

We needed to get help from someone

[0:37] (Kanako) Alright, the Kappa helped us out

So the Tengu don’t have a problem

(Sanae) So that means you asked first?

And I guess it’s the same for that Hell Raven?

[0:54] (Suwako) Well, uh… not exactly

(Kanako) Hey, she came up with me

And was asking about the Yagarasu

Since I fed it to her, I thought she should owe me

So I gave her something only she could do

(Sanae) Won’t that one Satori learn that she’s missing?

(Kanako) I figured that she would go home herself

(Utsuho) I don’t know where it is. Orin’s better at that

(Sanae) What do we do with her?

(Suwako) This raven’s something else

-In the Youkai Forest-

[1:30] (Cirno) And I found this giant Youkai!

(Wriggle) Ooh, was it a Daidarabotchi?

(Cirno) No, this one wasn’t big enough

Anyway, it tried to attack me!

[1:42] (Rumia) Well, did you freeze it after that?

(Cirno) No, the stupid thing just wouldn’t give up

I know I would have beaten it anyway

But that big thing was actually tough

[1:52] (Daiyousei) So then, what did that thing look like?

(Cirno) It had these giant claws that looked like swords!

(Mystia) That’s scary! Where is it?

(Cirno) I fought it out in the forest!

[2:09] (Mystia) I’m not going in there! It could be anywhere!

(Cirno) Good idea. Someone like you’d lose instantly

(Wriggle) Well, I’ll try to find it. We should warn everyone

In the forest that that thing’s running free

[2:21] I’ll go tell Marisa and the doll magician

Daiyousei, can you tell Reimu at the shrine?

(Cirno) Come on guys, I’ll beat it the next time I see it

It is just a weakling! Everything will be fine

-At the SDM-

[3:01] (Patchouli) “The Legend of the Scarlet Wall”? What is the gatekeeper up to with this?

(Sakuya) Well, I should bring her in

(Patchouli) “Feel the Strength of my Taichi Fist!”?

-Marisa enters-

[3:18] She’s been reading too much manga in her spare time

Though I’m loathe to do so, I’ll dispose of them

(Marisa) Well in that case, I’ll be taking them off your hands!

(Reimu) Marisa, get back here!

(Alice) Oh no, not again

-inside the SDM. Marisa enters-

[3:30] (Remilia) Well hello, Marisa. Where are you going?

(Marisa) Off to steal the manga Patchy doesn’t want!

(Remilia) No, I don’t think you will. I’m not finished with them

You will not get past me

(Marisa) Oh year? Bring it on then!

-Reimu and Alice enter. Sakuya, Patchouli, Flandre and Meiling enter-

[3:44] (Reimu) Marisa, you’re cornered! Stand aside, vampire!

(Remilia) I think not. This time, she has gone too far

(Alice) Further than ice fairies? Because that was a mess

(Marisa) Well, you’re all to slow… so eat my [Blazing Star]!

(Remilia) Sakuya, after her!

(Sakuya) Flandre, please watch Meiling

(Patchouli) Idiots. Don’t disturb me in the library

(Remilia) I’m afraid it’s too late. You have drawn a bad fate

Marisa turned rightward, so they’re fighting there, Patchy.

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The Eternal Steam Engine

-Netherworld-

[0:15] (Yukari) See? I told you everything would be fine

And I'm busy like it is peacetime!

(Yuyuko) I guess that's true. So I shouldn't send Youmu

To cut Hisou Tensoku?

[0:30] (Yukari) Oh, did you think that was a real problem?

(Yuyuko) Maybe so. It's still an unknown 

(Yukari) Sufficiently Advanced Technology is

The same as magic, so...

[0:44] (Yuyuko) So, do you think steam is a new type of magic then?

(Yukari) Well, it's the start of the age of kinetic engines

I was a bit worried we'd skip straight to nuclear 

After all, there are still other types of power 

[0:59] (Yuyuko) Yukari, you're being too serious 

Anyway, won't you bring something here?

(Yukari) Hello, Suika? Do you have the fireworks?

(Suika) Yeah, I'm reading you loud and clear 

[1:13] But it's all hot air 

(Yuyuko) Better than a scare

(Yukari) We should all prepare for the announcement 

(Suika) Oh, from that Tengu?

(Yukari) You know that, don't you?

(Yuyuko) I'll go get Youmu! Don't set them off just yet!

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Unknown X ~ Unfound Adventure

[0:35] (Meiling) Taisui Xingjun? No, there's no way you're him!

This aura... So this is your true form then?

(Catfish?) Talking to yourself, even when asleep?

Well let's see how good your footing can be 

[0:48] (Meiling) Oh, is that all? I was expecting more 

(Catfish) What did you think the assassins were for?

You have no chance after they drained you dry

Your energy allowed me to revive 

Why so silent? Struck with grief?

[1:04] (Meiling) Heh, that's funny. Now all this makes more sense 

(Catfish) Why do you laugh?

(Meiling) I get what all this meant 

All this was to defeat me?

[1:16] For the sake of writing my own legend 

The one on which the whole world now depends!

[1:45] (Catfish?) Eldest Daughter, what are you doing now?

(Meiling) Making my own legend while you are going down!

The sole gatekeeper of this Gensokyo

Will never crumble and fall, it is so!

[1:57] (Catfish?) I'll shake you too! Sword of Hisou, release!

(Meiling) I've got something unknown protecting me!

The faith of the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

Can you feel it? Now, [Intense Rainbow Fist]!

(Catfish?) Ah! Wait, what is she doing?

[2:14] (Meiling) I'm not done yet! Even with no energy!

And I see you have stopped the shaking 

[Earth Dragon Sky Dragon Kick]!

[2:25] ... I don't sense him around here anymore now 

Finally, it seems that I've finished it

[2:32] Well I guess I should return back home 

No one will believe I saved Gensokyo 

-meanwhile- 

[2:44] (Flandre) Sakuya, where did those two end up?

(Sakuya) Well it seems they landed in the lake there 

(Patchouli) The Oarfish is shocking the Celestial...

(Sakuya) Flandre, avoid people like that as well 

-Remilia enters-

[3:07] (Remilia) Quiet down! And what was that?

(Sakuya) It seems like the Celestial came on by
(Remilia) Is that so? It was annoying, but I suppose it was still a decent try 

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Dichromatic Lotus Butterfly

-Scarlet Devil Mansion-

[0:06] (Reimu) Well, there goes my target. On into the mansion

When I find that idiot, I will cave her head in

(Meiling) So you came after all, monster of disaster

Did you think you could come and attack my master?

[0:15] (Reimu) Calling me a monster? This is coming from you?

Ah, forget about it. I am going right through

(Meiling) My eyes won’t be deceived, no matter your disguise

You’re not getting past me. You’ll lose like the last two

[0:25] Yes, I am a Youkai, that is a given

But there is something you’ve forgotten

I’m a Youkai who loves Gensokyo

There’s no way I’d lose to any foe!

[0:35] (Reimu?) Splendidly said, but can you do it?

Do you think your pretty words will protect all of this?

(Meiling)  No, but I feel the strength of those who stand by me

And that is the power that I hold in this fist!

[0:44] (Reimu?) We will bring disaster to Gensokyo today

You should give up and die. You’re still in our way

(Meiling) Enough talking. I know you can’t defeat me

Take this! [Crimson Energy Release]!

[0:54] (Reimu?) Do you really think that that is good enough?

You’ll never beat us with something so weak

(Meiling) It’s nothing yet. My attack had just begun

How do you like a [Crimson Cannon]?!

[1:03] (Reimu?) I guess it’s time to try out this new form

[Fantasy Seal – Concentrate]! Come get me!

(Meiling) Something like that might work on someone else…

[Spiral Light Steps]! But not against me!

[1:14] You did well, but now you’ve lost

(Reimu?) Oh? Doesn’t feel like I’ve lost yet

(Meiling) [Intense Rainbow Fist]! You have now.

I’ve ended the threat!

[1:36] (Reimu?) Do you think you have won? This has only begun

Taisui Xingjun will soon arrive here to thank you

(Meiling) What? That’s impossible. I defeated you three!

(Reimu?) But what did it cost you? All your energy?

-meanwhile-

[1:47] (Reimu) Did you know that your guard is sleeping or something?

She’s been kicking, but she’s not responding to me

(Patchouli) Marisa is inside. Get rid of her right now

(Sakuya) Perhaps Meiling’s only practicing her Taichi?

-back-

[1:56] (Meiling) I will not give up, no matter what!

So, you’ve gone silent. He must be coming

But I’m really out of energy…

I will just have to think of something

-meanwhile-

[2:06] (Reimu) Marisa, we want to “talk” to you now

(Marisa) You’ll never take me alive! [Master Spark] now!

(Meiling) This energy. He’s coming! Taisui Xingjun!

(Tenshi) So it looks like Iku followed me down

[2:15] (Reimu) Alice, she’s going for the top window!

(Marisa) Too late Reimu! [Blazing Star]!

(Alice) No you don’t!

(Meiling) The windows just shattered? Taisui Xingjun!

My name is Hong Meiling and I am your foe!

[2:25] (Reimu) She got away. I’m going after her

(Alice) What did she do this time anyway then?

(Reimu) We came across this hole, and she felt like she should push me in!

[2:34] (Tenshi) Well that was weird. What is this guard doing?

Is she asleep while she is still standing?

Well, can she keep that up? I think it’s fine for some earth shaking~!

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Love-Colored Magic

-Scarlet Devil Mansion-

[0:03] (Marisa) Now, to the library. After all, I’m a maiden of literature

-…-

[0:16] Really now. I’ll do it. Don’tcha have to stop me right here?

(Meiling) Yes indeed, I can see that there’s something that is too clear

(Marisa) Yeah, it’s me. Marisa! Are you really sure you’re okay?

(Meiling) It’s the longest I’ve heard you go without saying “ze”!

[0:30] You’re a fake! That’s too clear to someone who knows her like I

Marisa walks right in. She never comes down from in the sky

(Marisa?) Heh, I see. Impressive and expected from the Scarlet Wall

But Great or not won’t save you. Now you’re gonna fall!

[0:43] (Meiling) Seeing through that weak disguise, even for some would be really too easy

(Marisa?) But that’s just the start. That won’t help win against me!

[Final Spark] then!

[0:57] (Meiling) Weak. Do you call that a spark?

Marisa’s are more powerful by far

If you thought that was enough to topple this great mansion

You  must think we don’t work hard

Now let me show you real strength, pretender!

[Kick of Showering Brilliance]! Someone that slow on their feet can’t ever pretend to be her!

[1:47] Your power was too weak. It was like a normal humans

Still, this won’t be the end. Taisui Xingjun will try again

If I was not around, the mansion would be lost by now

Time to go on the offensive. I will not give up!

-meanwhile-

[2:01] (Patchouli) Has Meiling left the grounds?

(Sakuya) It seems not. The gate is still open

(Patchouli) Remi should start hiring. It seems the current guard is broken

(Flandre) Sakuya, can I go outside with Meiling to play with her?

(Sakuya) There are some people like that. Please never speak to them

-anyway, on the clock tower?-

[2:14] (Meiling) From up here, I can see all enemies coming from far in the distance

I will beat them back. For everyone, I will win!

Taisui Xingjun!

[2:28] You’ll have to do much better! I won’t lose to a minion pretender!

Where is your honor? Come fight me yourself, and I will defeat you then

I do not fear your power!

[2:42] I will save Gensokyo from your shadow!

So prepare! I am the holder of a Dragon Spirit, so come now!

My strength comes from those I know!

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Dolls in the Scenery

-Scarlet Devil Mansion-

[0:00] (Meiling) Off to face Taisui Xingjun!

I don’t know when I’ll be coming back to this place

I should take some flowers

To remind me of my home someday

[0:10] Such a clear sky and nice breeze

It’s hard to believe that we are being threatened

I will defend Gensokyo

So bring it on, ill omen!

-Alice enters-

[0:36] (Alice) Excuse me, can I come in to the library?

(Meiling) Yeah, go ahead. I’ve got to prepare

(Alice) If it’s no trouble, I would prefer you’d lead me there

[0:45] (Meiling) Huh? Wait a sec, you should know the way

Don’t tell me that it’s already here?

You’re a Youkai sent by that Xingjun! I’m well aware of

What’s going on, so I won’t fear!

[0:58] (Alice?) Hah, as expected of you, the gatekeeper of the Scarlet Devil Mansion

But don’t be arrogant. I know even now I’ll get in

(Meiling) You’re the one who’s arrogant if you don’t respect established history!

No sloppy pretender will ever make it past me!

[1:32] That was dangerous, attacked by familiar forms

Now you’ve gone silent, isn’t that so?

But I know that it’s not over yet. Let’s go!

[1:41] I have to keep pressing the attack

Everyone else is my opponent

Now it is time to go to battle. Where was it that giant shadow went?

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The Grimoire of Alice

-Magic Forest-

[0:08] (Cirno) Daidarabotchi! I know you’re here! The witch said so

So come on out, I am the great Cirno!

(Alice) Great. Marisa, not quite as planned

But I suppose she would misunderstand

[0:22] (Cirno) Hey, the doll lady! I came to fight a big Youkai

So tell me where it is hiding right now

(Alice) Oh, now I see. The ice fairy may just work out

[0:35] Over here, [Goliath]!

This will be a fine battle test

[0:49] (Cirno) Hey! A big Youkai! You’re going down!

Don’t you know I’m the strongest all around?!

(Alice) (Well, movement is good. Now the weapons…)

(Cirno) Oh, a challenge? Then it’s a fight now!

[1:16] Ahh! [Icicle Sword]! I’ll beat you up!

(Alice) (Ah, very well. Let’s try using them both)

(Cirno) [Icicle Bomb]! You can’t hit me!

(Alice) (It seems against small opponents, it’s slow)

[1:36] Well let’s test its reach. I’ll have it spin

(Cirno) I’m gonna win! I’ll freeze your feet!

(Alice) That is unfortunate

(Cirno) Do you give up? Now you can see

I will defeat Daidarabotchi!

[1:50] (Alice) It’s too much to lift, so let’s do this

[Testing: Level Titania]!

(Cirno) Oh, so you want more? Just give up now!

You’ll end up right back on the floor!

[2:04] [Perfect Freeze]! Hey, stay down!

Steaming up? I’ll freeze you right now!

[2:44] (Alice) Hm, it’s not moving. Something’s gone wrong

(Cirno) Yeah, you got it? I am really that strong!

Now where’d it go? The big shadow?

Where are you now, Daidarabotchi?

-Cirno exits-

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Unknown X ~ Unfound Adventure

-Reactor Core-

[0:36] (Cirno) Hey, where are you, Daidarabotchi?!

Come out right now and be destroyed by me!

It’s too hot in here, so stop hiding now!

When I find you, you’ll be going down

[0:48] How’d I get here? I got lost, didn’t I?

I’ll just freeze the walls here as a big sign

Boo, it melted. Then how will I mark them?

Daidarabotchi, come and be my friend!

-Utsuho enters-

[0:59] (Utsuho) Foreign Substance detected!

[1:05] (Cirno) Hey, who are you? Daidarabotchi’s mine!

I won’t let you get it before I can!

[1:11] (Utsuho) Core Temperatures falling now!

[1:17] Eliminating the foreign substance

(Cirno) Hey! So that’s it? You’re going down!

[1:45] (Cirno) This is too hot! I gotta get away

(Utsuho) Do you think I’d really let you escape?

(Cirno) I’ll get away before you score a hit!

(Utsuho) Do you think so? I really doubt it

[1:57] [Geothermal: Nuclear Blaze Geyser]!

(Cirno) I can do that also! Now, [Frost Pillars]!

(Utsuho) Hey, they won’t hit you, so just move a bit

(Cirno) You’re not moving either, so why don’t you do it?

[2:08] (Utsuho) Not until you get hit first!

[2:13] (Cirno) Well then, I’ll just take you out from right here!

Get a load of [Freeze Sign: Freeze Atmosphere]!

[2:19] (Utsuho) Critical Temperature Drop!

[2:26] Emergency Measures are Authorized!

[Uncontainable Nuclear Reaction Dive]!

[2:31] (Cirno) That’s too hot! I need to go outside!

There’s that exit! Hah, stupid! I didn’t die!

-explosion-

[2:44] Ahh! That’s too hot! Fly up!

(Marisa) Huh? What’s that?

Geez Cirno, what blew up down there, your ego?

[2:55] (Cirno) Got away, you stupid fire crow!

(Marisa) Oh, I see. So you ran into Utsuho…

[3:06] (Cirno) You mean “Stupid”! Now, where’s my target?

(Marisa) Well, who are you looking for? A challenge?

[3:17] (Cirno) Daidarabotchi! The Legendary Youkai

If I find it and beat it up, then I’ll be fearless

Where is that big thing that I really want to fight?

[3:40] (Marisa) Well, I know something like that

(Cirno) Then tell me where it’s at!

(Marisa) Just go to that forest out there…

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The Legendary Titan

[0:11] (Cirno) Hey, what’s in this humongous hole?

I can’t see the big shadow!

-Suwako falls in-

[0:40] (Suwako) I forgot about this! Kanako needs to finish up that lift

Who’d I land on top of? A fairy?

Hey fairy, you alright?

(Cirno) A surprise attack won’t let you beat me!

So tell me where you’re hiding that Daidarabotchi!

[1:22] (Suwako) I think you’re mistaken. This is the core of Hisou Tensoku

There’s no monster down here, only steam

(Cirno) I saw it coming down! You can’t fool me, I know it’s here for sure!

See, I told you so! There’s someone behind that door!

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Faith is for the Transient People

-Entrance: Cirno enters, Suwako enters-

[0:12] (Suwako) Great. The door’s open. Wonder if she is still inside?

Hello? Miss Hell Raven? I wonder if she left or something…

-Sanae enters-

[0:24] (Sanae) Huh? Miss Suwako? What are you doing way down here?

(Cirno)Oh, I get it! So Daidarabotchi is hiding in there?

-Cirno exits-

[0:36] (Suwako) … Well, guess that won’t be a big problem

Glad she got up after I flattened her

(Sanae) Ah! Never mind that! I found something!

A giant underground hangar!

[0:47] (Suwako) Oh? Show me! …After I close this door

(Sanae) Wait, what are you doing way down here?

(Suwako) Hisou Tensoku is being bad

Since the door’s not shut

[0:58] (Sanae) Hisou Tensoku? What might that thing be?

(Suwako) Wait, you just came out of there… so then you possibly?…

(Sanae) So, is that the robot?

(Suwako) You’ve been chasing it?

Both you and Hisou Tensoku are both idiots!

[1:26] (Sanae) Does Lady Kanako know about what you’re doing down here?

[1:32] (Suwako) Well, maybe she does. Do you think that it concerns you?

(Sanae) I don’t think this is right. I will show you what humans can do!

(Suwako) But you’re still a god

(Sanae) In that case, we’ll fight easily

And if I beat you here, you’re ending this place permanently!

[1:56] (Suwako) Well, you have grown up a little bit

Maybe you won’t need our help again

(Sanae) I made it here all by myself!

(Suwako) Awe me with your own miracles then!

[2:07] (Sanae) [Omikuji: Random Omikuji Shots]!

(Suwako) Oh, they’re listening to you much better

Fine then, here I come!

[Spring Sign:  Jade of the Horrid River]!

[2:18] (Sanae) [Esoterica: Nine Syllable Stabs]!

(Suwako) [Froggy Braves the Wind and Rain]! There’s no way you’d win that

(Sanae) [Earth God: Summon Shield] then! Now, an opening!

Now, you have to tell me what you’re doing down here with this thing

[2:46] (Suwako) (My own card? I guess she hasn’t graduated our help with everything)…

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