Sunday, January 11, 2015

Drunk Gensokyans (Touhou parody of "Drunk Americans" by Toby Keith)

The setup: Reimu, Sanae, Alice, Marisa, Nitori, Aya, Remilia and Sakuya gather for a flower viewing. Marisa agrees to go and get Yuugi's dish if Yukari gets the Ibaraki box of 100 medicines. Yuugi agrees because she and Suika think the outcome will be hilarious. Kasen arrives to find a repeat of Wild and Horned Hermit Chapter 16.

(Marisa) Hey guys, I got the booze
(Yukari) Reimu, pay up. You lose
(Reimu) Crap, I thought she would bail out, or say she forgot

(Marisa) Getting this stuff was a breeze
(Alice) You just do as you please
(Suika) Hey, we thought it’d be fun. So let’s have a drink

(Marisa) So first box, then the cup?
(Yuugi) Yeah, that’s right. (Suika) Drink on up!

(Neutral) We’re all raising this cup because this is enough
(Suika) We don’t care what you drink. This is all good stuff
(Marisa) Ya really should try it, it’s all tingly
(Neutral): We are all just drunk Gensokyans

(Sanae) Is this wise to continue?
(Reimu) It’s probably not (Marisa) Reimu!
Come on, you’ve had this one once, so try it again
(Cirno) Hey witch, I’m gonna beat you!
(Marisa) Well try if ya want to!
(Sanae) Who invited the fairy? This was bad enough

(Suika) Come on, drink! Yukari!
Hey Vampire! Drink on up! Come party!

(Neutral) And we refill the box cuz’ we’ve run out of stock
(Nitori) Aya-san, is that wise? (Aya) I won’t know till I try
(Neutral) It doesn’t matter where you live currently
We are all just drunk Gensokyans

(Cirno) Hey, I beat “Reimu” up! (Sakuya) Mistress, you’ve had enough
(Reimu) Marisa did what?! Give that to me!
(Kasen) Wait, what is going on?
(Reimu) It works! I’m super strong!
Super strong!

(Neutral) We raise up one more glass
(Reimu) Alright, I’ll kick yer ass!
(Kasen) This is like the last time! Why didn’t you stop them?
(Neutral) Don’t matter if you’re a Youkai or Human
We are all just drunk Gensokyans

(Yukari) It was for a bet! (Marisa) This fight aint over yet!
(Neutral) We are all just drunk Gensokyans

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