Animals (A Touhou Parody of "Animals" By Maroon 5, ft Dance of Bird and Beast and the Youkai Grassroots Community)

Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

Gonna sing with all our might

Cuz we’re animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

Even if you’re staying inside

You can hear our sound for miles

Cuz we’re animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

Baby I’m-

(Mystia) So here’s the Dance of Bird and Beast

It doesn’t matter with enemies

But we get along when we’re all in tune~

(Wakasagihime) But you tried to bite into me

(Kagerou) It was a big mistake! Sorry!

(Kyouko) It doesn’t matter when we are all through

(Ran) We got permission from Yukari

(Chen) We got to play here at this party

(Aya) It’s a scoop, but it’s too noisy

(Hatate) Why did you think this would help me?

(Aya) I didn’t think they’d make so much sound

But look, photo-ops all around!

Don’t you think that’s more interesting?

(Hatate) Uh, no…

Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

We’ll play Punk Rock Sound for life

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

Sweeping the steps in front of shrines

Getting chased around for miles

We’re just animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

One more time!

(Kyouko) A Dharma chant is not enough

It just feels like I’m in a rut

I wanna do what I wanna do~

(Mystia) My lamprey eel is eaten up

But still that ghost is never stuffed

And all she does is eat all my food~

Do you know how hard that is for me?

It’d be easier by the sea

“Why don’t you make Yakitori?

I’m sure it would be so tasty”

(Kyouko) And people complain about my sound

When I do my thing, it bounces round

It makes sutras sound more hardy

But no-

Baby, we’re praying for you tonight

Feed you my sparrow rice wine

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

It makes your body feel so light

Makes you sing and dance all night

Just like animals, animals, like animals, mals

Baby I’m-

Sing songs all night, i-i-ight

You can’t deny-y-y-y

That this sounds right-i-i-ight

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Echoes of mine-i-i-ine

Are by design-i-i-ign

For beasts outside-i-i-ide

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Yo...
Whoa...
Whoa...
Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals
Just like animals (yeah...), animals (yeah...), like animals-mals (yeah...)
Ow

Baby, we’re playing for you tonight

We’ll play Punk Rock Sound for life

Cuz we’re animals, animals, just animals, mals

Sweeping the steps in front of shrines

Getting chased around for miles

We’re just animals, animals, we’re animals, mals

One more time!

Sing songs all night, i-i-ight

You can’t deny-y-y-y

That this sounds right-i-i-ight

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Echoes of mine-i-i-ine

Are by design-i-i-ign

For beasts outside-i-i-ide

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Part of This World (A Touhou Parody of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid, ft. Maribel and Renko)

“Hurry Merry! Come look at this!

A Miracle Mallet that can’t exist

Does it work when you swing it? Wait, is says ‘For Inchlings’.”

“We should go back. Something feels weird.

Oh wait, but of course the door’s disappeared.”

“Well that’s that. Let’s keep going. It’s time for some exploring

Is this a museum or an art gallery?

There are pictures and pieces galore!”

“And boundaries. I count 20.”

“Well who cares? No big deal. Let’s explore!

Look at this stuff, it’s all mythical!

Gubraithian Fire? ‘This is everlasting’!”

“It says ‘The Torch of Olympia’.”

“Does it? Neat!”

“Hey look at this, I can see the stars!

So then Renko, do your date and time thing.”

“I don’t think I can. It’s… well, incomplete.”

“Looking mirrors?” “A magic wand!

‘Varumastra’? Hey, what does that mean?”

“How should I know?” “Well, isn’t this part of your dream?

Hey, um, Merry? This says this is the Kusanagi.

Then that means these places are for the other two…

If they’re empty, then could it be that everything here’s a real treasure?”

“Impossible… but I don’t know. Can it be true?”

“And Totsuka, Orna, they’re all famous swords.

Caliburn… that’s from the Arthur Legend.”

“Ignore that Renko. The hallway here’s full of spears.

It’s Longinus.” “That one from Rome?”

“Oh no! Let’s escape! We’re not alone!”

…

“So it’s Merry. One day you’ll be part of this world.”

A Huge Shadow and a Tiny Conclusion

-In the bamboo forest-

[0:36] (Mukou) So, did you hear about “Hisou Tensoku”

(Kaguya) Oh, that shadow that scared some people back then?

(Mukou) Turns out it’s a big advertisement for

That big shrine for the lake up on the mountain

-At the shrine-

[1:20] (Alice) So then I heard from the firefly Youkai

There is a giant in the woods

(Reimu) I get that, but why are you testing here?

(Alice) The shrine’s ground is more clear

[1:36] (Reimu) I don’t care! If you’re moving a big doll here

People think I’m copying!

Sanae and her goddesses have that

Hisou Tensoku thing

-in the Netherworld-

[1:52] (Yukari) All aboard!

(Yuyuko) Oh, did you get a new train?

(Yukari) Well, of course! Since we now use steam!

Making do with stolen power was hard

And this way, Gensokyo remains clean

[2:08] (Yuyuko) I don’t know. It looks like it’s all hot air

(Yukari) This baby can get anywhere!

(Yuyuko) In that case, let’s go get some eel for lunch

We should hurry, before the big dinner rush!

-In the Youkai forest-

[2:24] (Mystia) What is that? A light? It’s growing bigger and brighter and-

(Yukari) Now the final stop! Eel Stand!

-By Misty Lake-

[3:01] (Nue) Hey, what’s up? You’re looking down, Ice Fairy

(Cirno) I can’t find a Daidarabotchi

(Nue) Oh, something new? Is it somewhere hidden then?

(Cirno) If I tame it, nothing’ll scare me!

[3:15] (Nue) So, are they somewhere here in Gensokyo?

(Cirno) I saw one, but it ran far away

(Nue) Well I heard that you can exit Gensokyo

If you can find the proper place

[3:29] (Cirno) As expected of me! I scared Daidarabotchi!

That means I don’t have to be scared of anything then!

(Nue) Well anyway, I should go. We think there’ll be trouble

I was looking for a place to get hold of an old friend

-Kogasa enters-

[3:58] (Cirno) I’m the best!

(Kogasa) Boo! I’m here to steal your soul!

(Cirno) Ahh! And umbrella?! Back off, or else!

(Kogaga) Oh, really? What kind of monster would do that?

You will have to defend herself!

-Mystia enters-

[4:13] (Mystia) Everyone! You’ve got to run! It’s coming!

(Yuyuko) Please come back! I want eat an eel snack!

(Youmu) I’m sure we could catch her without the train

(Yukari) Blasphemy! Steampunk all the way!

[4:27] (Neutral) Gensokyo, a land beyond all common sense

Where both fantasy and dreams change what she saw

What’s a big shadow and things still unknown

Have in common? Unthinkable Natural Law!

Our Hisou Tensoku

-At the Moriya Shrine-

[0:15] (Sanae) So, what have we all learned today?

(Suwako) Oh come on, lighten up Sanae!

(Sanae) We were told not to cause big trouble again

Or else we’d get kicked off of the mountain

[0:25] (Suwako) Hey Kanako, help me out here!

(Kanako) Maybe I won’t. This is too much fun

(Suwako) Okay, who do you think built all of that?

We needed to get help from someone

[0:37] (Kanako) Alright, the Kappa helped us out

So the Tengu don’t have a problem

(Sanae) So that means you asked first?

And I guess it’s the same for that Hell Raven?

[0:54] (Suwako) Well, uh… not exactly

(Kanako) Hey, she came up with me

And was asking about the Yagarasu

Since I fed it to her, I thought she should owe me

So I gave her something only she could do

(Sanae) Won’t that one Satori learn that she’s missing?

(Kanako) I figured that she would go home herself

(Utsuho) I don’t know where it is. Orin’s better at that

(Sanae) What do we do with her?

(Suwako) This raven’s something else

-In the Youkai Forest-

[1:30] (Cirno) And I found this giant Youkai!

(Wriggle) Ooh, was it a Daidarabotchi?

(Cirno) No, this one wasn’t big enough

Anyway, it tried to attack me!

[1:42] (Rumia) Well, did you freeze it after that?

(Cirno) No, the stupid thing just wouldn’t give up

I know I would have beaten it anyway

But that big thing was actually tough

[1:52] (Daiyousei) So then, what did that thing look like?

(Cirno) It had these giant claws that looked like swords!

(Mystia) That’s scary! Where is it?

(Cirno) I fought it out in the forest!

[2:09] (Mystia) I’m not going in there! It could be anywhere!

(Cirno) Good idea. Someone like you’d lose instantly

(Wriggle) Well, I’ll try to find it. We should warn everyone

In the forest that that thing’s running free

[2:21] I’ll go tell Marisa and the doll magician

Daiyousei, can you tell Reimu at the shrine?

(Cirno) Come on guys, I’ll beat it the next time I see it

It is just a weakling! Everything will be fine

-At the SDM-

[3:01] (Patchouli) “The Legend of the Scarlet Wall”? What is the gatekeeper up to with this?

(Sakuya) Well, I should bring her in

(Patchouli) “Feel the Strength of my Taichi Fist!”?

-Marisa enters-

[3:18] She’s been reading too much manga in her spare time

Though I’m loathe to do so, I’ll dispose of them

(Marisa) Well in that case, I’ll be taking them off your hands!

(Reimu) Marisa, get back here!

(Alice) Oh no, not again

-inside the SDM. Marisa enters-

[3:30] (Remilia) Well hello, Marisa. Where are you going?

(Marisa) Off to steal the manga Patchy doesn’t want!

(Remilia) No, I don’t think you will. I’m not finished with them

You will not get past me

(Marisa) Oh year? Bring it on then!

-Reimu and Alice enter. Sakuya, Patchouli, Flandre and Meiling enter-

[3:44] (Reimu) Marisa, you’re cornered! Stand aside, vampire!

(Remilia) I think not. This time, she has gone too far

(Alice) Further than ice fairies? Because that was a mess

(Marisa) Well, you’re all to slow… so eat my [Blazing Star]!

(Remilia) Sakuya, after her!

(Sakuya) Flandre, please watch Meiling

(Patchouli) Idiots. Don’t disturb me in the library

(Remilia) I’m afraid it’s too late. You have drawn a bad fate

Marisa turned rightward, so they’re fighting there, Patchy.

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The Eternal Steam Engine

-Netherworld-

[0:15] (Yukari) See? I told you everything would be fine

And I'm busy like it is peacetime!

(Yuyuko) I guess that's true. So I shouldn't send Youmu

To cut Hisou Tensoku?

[0:30] (Yukari) Oh, did you think that was a real problem?

(Yuyuko) Maybe so. It's still an unknown 

(Yukari) Sufficiently Advanced Technology is

The same as magic, so...

[0:44] (Yuyuko) So, do you think steam is a new type of magic then?

(Yukari) Well, it's the start of the age of kinetic engines

I was a bit worried we'd skip straight to nuclear 

After all, there are still other types of power 

[0:59] (Yuyuko) Yukari, you're being too serious 

Anyway, won't you bring something here?

(Yukari) Hello, Suika? Do you have the fireworks?

(Suika) Yeah, I'm reading you loud and clear 

[1:13] But it's all hot air 

(Yuyuko) Better than a scare

(Yukari) We should all prepare for the announcement 

(Suika) Oh, from that Tengu?

(Yukari) You know that, don't you?

(Yuyuko) I'll go get Youmu! Don't set them off just yet!

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Unknown X ~ Unfound Adventure

[0:35] (Meiling) Taisui Xingjun? No, there's no way you're him!

This aura... So this is your true form then?

(Catfish?) Talking to yourself, even when asleep?

Well let's see how good your footing can be 

[0:48] (Meiling) Oh, is that all? I was expecting more 

(Catfish) What did you think the assassins were for?

You have no chance after they drained you dry

Your energy allowed me to revive 

Why so silent? Struck with grief?

[1:04] (Meiling) Heh, that's funny. Now all this makes more sense 

(Catfish) Why do you laugh?

(Meiling) I get what all this meant 

All this was to defeat me?

[1:16] For the sake of writing my own legend 

The one on which the whole world now depends!

[1:45] (Catfish?) Eldest Daughter, what are you doing now?

(Meiling) Making my own legend while you are going down!

The sole gatekeeper of this Gensokyo

Will never crumble and fall, it is so!

[1:57] (Catfish?) I'll shake you too! Sword of Hisou, release!

(Meiling) I've got something unknown protecting me!

The faith of the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

Can you feel it? Now, [Intense Rainbow Fist]!

(Catfish?) Ah! Wait, what is she doing?

[2:14] (Meiling) I'm not done yet! Even with no energy!

And I see you have stopped the shaking 

[Earth Dragon Sky Dragon Kick]!

[2:25] ... I don't sense him around here anymore now 

Finally, it seems that I've finished it

[2:32] Well I guess I should return back home 

No one will believe I saved Gensokyo 

-meanwhile- 

[2:44] (Flandre) Sakuya, where did those two end up?

(Sakuya) Well it seems they landed in the lake there 

(Patchouli) The Oarfish is shocking the Celestial...

(Sakuya) Flandre, avoid people like that as well 

-Remilia enters-

[3:07] (Remilia) Quiet down! And what was that?

(Sakuya) It seems like the Celestial came on by
(Remilia) Is that so? It was annoying, but I suppose it was still a decent try 

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Dichromatic Lotus Butterfly

-Scarlet Devil Mansion-

[0:06] (Reimu) Well, there goes my target. On into the mansion

When I find that idiot, I will cave her head in

(Meiling) So you came after all, monster of disaster

Did you think you could come and attack my master?

[0:15] (Reimu) Calling me a monster? This is coming from you?

Ah, forget about it. I am going right through

(Meiling) My eyes won’t be deceived, no matter your disguise

You’re not getting past me. You’ll lose like the last two

[0:25] Yes, I am a Youkai, that is a given

But there is something you’ve forgotten

I’m a Youkai who loves Gensokyo

There’s no way I’d lose to any foe!

[0:35] (Reimu?) Splendidly said, but can you do it?

Do you think your pretty words will protect all of this?

(Meiling)  No, but I feel the strength of those who stand by me

And that is the power that I hold in this fist!

[0:44] (Reimu?) We will bring disaster to Gensokyo today

You should give up and die. You’re still in our way

(Meiling) Enough talking. I know you can’t defeat me

Take this! [Crimson Energy Release]!

[0:54] (Reimu?) Do you really think that that is good enough?

You’ll never beat us with something so weak

(Meiling) It’s nothing yet. My attack had just begun

How do you like a [Crimson Cannon]?!

[1:03] (Reimu?) I guess it’s time to try out this new form

[Fantasy Seal – Concentrate]! Come get me!

(Meiling) Something like that might work on someone else…

[Spiral Light Steps]! But not against me!

[1:14] You did well, but now you’ve lost

(Reimu?) Oh? Doesn’t feel like I’ve lost yet

(Meiling) [Intense Rainbow Fist]! You have now.

I’ve ended the threat!

[1:36] (Reimu?) Do you think you have won? This has only begun

Taisui Xingjun will soon arrive here to thank you

(Meiling) What? That’s impossible. I defeated you three!

(Reimu?) But what did it cost you? All your energy?

-meanwhile-

[1:47] (Reimu) Did you know that your guard is sleeping or something?

She’s been kicking, but she’s not responding to me

(Patchouli) Marisa is inside. Get rid of her right now

(Sakuya) Perhaps Meiling’s only practicing her Taichi?

-back-

[1:56] (Meiling) I will not give up, no matter what!

So, you’ve gone silent. He must be coming

But I’m really out of energy…

I will just have to think of something

-meanwhile-

[2:06] (Reimu) Marisa, we want to “talk” to you now

(Marisa) You’ll never take me alive! [Master Spark] now!

(Meiling) This energy. He’s coming! Taisui Xingjun!

(Tenshi) So it looks like Iku followed me down

[2:15] (Reimu) Alice, she’s going for the top window!

(Marisa) Too late Reimu! [Blazing Star]!

(Alice) No you don’t!

(Meiling) The windows just shattered? Taisui Xingjun!

My name is Hong Meiling and I am your foe!

[2:25] (Reimu) She got away. I’m going after her

(Alice) What did she do this time anyway then?

(Reimu) We came across this hole, and she felt like she should push me in!

[2:34] (Tenshi) Well that was weird. What is this guard doing?

Is she asleep while she is still standing?

Well, can she keep that up? I think it’s fine for some earth shaking~!

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