Mystic Oriental Love Consultation

-Hakurei Shrine-

[0:12] (Youmu) Are you the criminal then, Reimu?

(Reimu) No, I am not. That’s probably true

(Youmu) Well, I was just chasing a suspect

(Reimu) What are the odds, I’m doing that too

[0:26] (Youmu) This place has such a suspicious air…

You wouldn’t happen to know about that?

(Reimu) Isn’t that air only coming from you?

What might you be trying to get at?

[0:40] (Youmu) I think that you’re behind this

You are far more suspicious than the rest

Is this promotion for your shrine?

(Reimu) Hey, I don’t need to deal with this mess!

[0:53] (Youmu) Well, I guess there’s one way to tell

(Reimu) Yes, I agree. That thought had occurred to me as well

(Youmu) Alright then, be on your guard!

I will cut away all of this confusion!

[1:07] (Reimu) Don’t expect the usual from me!

We have been trying to fight physically!

(Youmu) Wait a second, doesn’t that break the spellcard rules?

(Reimu)That doesn’t matter as long as it’s fun

[1:34] (Youmu) You weren’t the target I seek

(Reimu) Geez, don’t just slash people. Let them speak!

(Youmu) I’m sorry, but slashing reveals fact

(Reimu) That only means you’re a maniac!

[1:47] (Youmu) Well, you had charged right after me too!

(Reimu) That was only because I was sure

That this had something to do with you!

Or you were at least a conspirator…

[2:02] (Youmu) But then, aren’t you the criminal?

Fighting with other people all the time?

(Reimu) Hey, if the criminal was me

We would be having feasts at YOUR shrine!

[2:15] Isn’t it time that you went home?

(Youmu) Yes, I ran out of clues. I’ll leave this all to you

Well then, I’ll see you at the feast

Is it still planned for tomorrow afternoon?

[2:28] (Reimu) Yes it is… but how’d you know that?

(Youmu) … I had just assumed this would be where it’s at

(Reimu) So everyone knows, but doesn’t care?

Let me look at this suspicious air…

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Bad Omen

-Kirisame Magic Shop-

[0:00] (Marisa) Hey Sakuya! What are ya doing here?

(Sakuya) Patchouli heard your plan and has made this point clear

“You may try if you wish, but you’ll pay for your crimes!”

Either way, I am to watch out for you at all times

[0:15] (Marisa) She’s confident that she’ll win, huh?

Guess I should see what she has planned out

(Sakuya) It would seem like it’s not pleasant

(Marisa) It’s no big deal. So what’d ya find out?

[0:24] (Sakuya) Ah, for the mist? It’s inconclusive

But mistress thinks that it’s important

(Marisa) Well, isn’t that just her posing?

(Sakuya) Well, perhaps not. There was an informant…

-nearby-

[0:32] (Alice) Where are those two heading to at this time?

Perhaps they’ll find something that sheds light on this case

Though if she’s heading out, then there’s no subtlety…

So I guess I should go to solve this in her place

[0:47] (Sakuya) So might you know where Reimu is?

Mistress had told me to watch the shrine

(Marisa) Haven’t seen her since yesterday

But if ya moved there, I’m sure she won’t mind

[0:52] (Sakuya) That will not work, I must stand guard

We are expecting more guests today

(Marisa) Wait, isn’t that one Meiling’s job?

(Sakuya) She’s “just patrolling”, that’s what she’d say

[1:00] (Marisa) Weird that she’s not sleepin’ today
(Sakuya) Well, you didn’t attack us last night anyway…

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Septette for the Dead Princess

-SDM-

[0:23] (Remilia) Ah, welcome Miss Ghost-Princess, Do you have something to say?

Or perhaps you just came here because you wanted to “play”?

(Yuyuko) Everything has lost free will. I’m working to alter that

So then, tell me: would you like to see something odd, Miss Bat?

[1:11] (Remilia) Alright then, I’ll let that slide.

What is it that you think you hide?

(Yuyuko) I have found an odd new tea

And it’s at the shrine currently

[1:23] (Remilia) So then does Reimu now know?

(Yuyuko) I am quite sure that’s not so

And I suggest you don’t go

If you charge it, it won’t show

[1:39] Well, that’s all I had to say

I will now be on my way

(Remilia) Yes, I agree that is “odd”

I guess that soon we can all “play”

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Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial

-Hakurei Shrine-

[0:06] (Sakuya) Good evening, is Reimu here?

(Marisa) Nah, looks like she disappeared

[0:21] (Sakuya) That’s a shame. While you’re here,

there’s something I should ask

[0:28] Are you aware of the situation going on?

The odd mist forming?

(Marisa) Is that some gas from the outside that wandered in?

Like Global Warming?

[0:42](Sakuya) At first, I had thought that it seemed to resemble a ghost,

but the Netherworld knew not

(Marisa) Well maybe I can help ya find your answer

Let’s see whatever ya have got!

[0:56] (Sakuya) I was not aware that you were at work,

nor that you had moved to the shrine

(Marisa) Hey, I didn’t give up on my business yet.

And Reimu’s not here, so it’s fine

(Sakuya) So about the party in a few days:

Might it be connected to this haze?

(Marisa) Nah, we drink, but I don’t burn mushrooms.

There’s no way that we caused those weird fumes

[1:30] (Sakuya) Alright, enough joking then

(Marisa) What was the question again?

[1:44] (Sakuya) Why did I consult you?

(Marisa) Hey, beats me. Not a clue

[1:52] (Sakuya) You keep spouting nonsense. Do you listen to yourself?

(Marisa) Well, I try not to.

If ya want to consult someone, ya should look for someone else

(Sakuya) I guess that that’ll do

[2:04] So why are you here at the shrine so late, all alone?

It is like a rat

(Marisa) Well, if she wanted to keep me out of here, then she

should have set out traps or kept around a big cat

[2:19] (Sakuya) Well, I suppose that this will have to do

I must report to my mistress

(Marisa) By the way, tomorrow I’m stopping by

(Sakuya) There’s no need, but if you really insist

[2:27] (Marisa) Tell Patchy that I’ll come to grab some books

(Sakuya) Be aware that the cat is not away

(Marisa) Oh, don’t worry. That’s really no big deal

The rats still came out again and play

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Wanderings

[0:00] (Yukari) In forests of magic where people lose their way♪

There’s a shop around here, Kirisame! ♪

Oh, that’s odd. She’s not here. Well that really is quite a shame

Then I’ll just borrow this. She won’t complain

[0:24] Impressive. These treasures are rather rare

I wonder if she knows what she has here?

Hm? This sword… Isn’t this Kusanagi?

I suppose that I can’t just let it be

[0:42] It would be dangerous if this was here

A copy should be fine. She will not mind

So what else does she have? Let’s look around…

I’m certain there are things best never found

[1:10] Interesting. This grimoire shows some promise

But all these card rankings are such a mess

Is this one supposed to be my [Border Sign]?

At least she is correct for Borderlines

[1:36] ? That tengu’s newspaper? Why’s it open?

An ad for “Kourindou”? Where’s that again?

Oh right, that half-Youkai who fell outside

Maybe I should make time to stop on by

[2:00] Doesn’t this item belong to Chen?

I guess I’ll just take this and give it back

Oh, I guess Marisa is done tonight

I guess I should leave now to avoid a fight

[2:24] (Marisa) Hello? I just thought I heard someone

I guess it was my imagination?

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Maiden's Cappriccio

[0:07] (Reimu) Geez, why do they always go out to my place to stay?

(Alice) What are you doing way out here?

(Reimu) Just waiting for you to appear

[0:22] (Alice) And what is your business?

 (Reimu) Nothing much, you just look suspicious

In short: You’re the criminal!

(Alice) Not without a proper trial!

[0:36] (Reimu) You come to the feast, but you don’t have fun in the least!

And since it’s not Marisa, that means it is you!

[0:51] (Alice) That’s your process? Rampage and hope that they confess?

(Reimu) That’s how it works. Get yourself ready, here I come then!

[Flying Shrine Maiden]!

[1:13] (Alice) What a strange day. And why are you fighting with melee?

(Reimu) It is just a change of pace

(Alice) But all of those cards lack grace

[1:26] (Reimu) You’re not the mastermind. That’s annoying, I wasted my time

(Alice) You just showed up out of nowhere and assaulted me! That is a crime!

[1:42] (Reimu) That was normal. I was after a criminal

(Alice) … I don’t care anymore, just leave. The culprit’s not me

[1:56] (Reimu) Fine, I will then! … um, how do I leave here again?

(Alice) Just fly up and go east. See you for the next feast

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Voile Magic Library

Lysicist's note: Patchy looks REALLY creepy in the embed...
-Sakuya enters-

[0:16] (Sakuya) Miss Patchouli, might you now be free?

There is a question that I need to look into for this odd incident

(Patchouli) Yes, I have some free time. A moment is fine

Though I have to ask what counts for odd in your assessment

[0:29] (Sakuya) Well, it is this strange mist. I thought it a ghost

But it doesn’t act the same way when struck…

(Patchouli) Indeed it is not. This mist can be caught

But as for what it is, you are out of luck

[0:40] I have no knowledge of this mist within all my books

It’s as if there is something hiding behind how this looks

(Sakuya) Ah, well I’ll search more and see what else may come to light

(Patchouli) Ah, before you go, do you mind remaining here for a fight?

-fighting-

[1:31] (Sakuya) If I may ask, what was all that for?

(Patchouli) It is 24. That is the value of my special catness mean score

(Sakuya) Ah, and what does that mean? (Patchouli) That you must be rough

Against all the rats that come, it’s not enough

[1:43] (Sakuya) So, aim for 100? (Patchouli) No, for 96

96 is the most symmetrical upper value

(Sakuya) Still, the critique is hard (Patchouli) You have to go far

To keep out the black-white without issue

[1:54] A difference of four is very large on the scale at hand

But if you’re too broad-minded, I don’t expect you to understand

(Sakuya) Perhaps we should set out poison for all of these new rats

(Patchouli) That’s not needed. We only have to train more deadly cats

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