Youkai like Us (A Touhou parody of "People Like Us" by Kelly Clarkston)

LN: Just a fun little thing for all the incident makers. I was hesitant to throw Utsuho in with them, but she was actually the only person to plan to watch the world burn

Nue: We come into this world [Unknown]

But know that you are not alone

Seija: They try to knock us down

Remilia: But change is coming. It’s my time now

Hey, everybody loses it.

Don’t you feel you want to throw it all away sometimes?

Seija: And hey, yeah I know what you’re going through

Just flip it over and you’ll see that everything is fine

Oh

Tenshi: People like us, we gotta stick together

Remilia: You can’t bow down to exterminators

Seija: Here’s to the flipped

Nue: and the fake

Mima: and forgotten

Tenshi: I got bored up high, so I came down to the bottom

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Nue: We are all misfits tryna set the world on fire

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Mima: There’s too many people like us, the people like us

Seija: Hey, this is not an incident.

Remilia: It’s a revolution because that is just a part of fate

Mima: Just wait, nothing left will be okay

It’s not like we planned for it to all go down in flames (Utsuho: I did!)

Tenshi: People like us enjoy some scarlet weather (Remilia: Indeed!)

Seija: Cause some mischief here, makai or nether

Remilia: All our actions will not soon be forgotten

Utsuho: I got this red eye, so I came up from the bottom!

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Nue: We are all misfits tryna set the world on fire

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Seija: The spellcard rules are problematic and somewhat unjust

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Nue: We’re just gonna laugh our heads off when the flames go higher

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Mima: There’s too many people like us, the people like us

Seija: They can’t do nothin’ to you, they can’t do nothin’ to me

Tenshi: The spellcard rules protect us, so we can do as we please

Nue: So start a new incident

Remilia: There is no need to repent

Nue: Apologizing works much better

Remilia: Everybody loses it. Don’t you feel you want to throw it all away sometimes?

Tenshi: People like us, we gotta stick together

Remilia: You can’t bow down to exterminators

Seija: Here’s to the flipped

Nue: and the fake

Mima: and forgotten

Seija: It's time we flipped things so the top is in the bottom!

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Nue: We are all misfits tryna set the world on fire

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Seija: The spellcard rules are problematic and somewhat unjust

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Nue: We’re just gonna laugh our heads off when the flames go higher

All: Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

Mima: There’s too many people like us, the people like us