Fight Me Like You Mean It (A Touhou Marisa parody of “Love Me Like You Mean it” by Kelsea Ballerini)

Oh hey, so you’re new around here?

Let me make myself clear. If you want to fight today

I’mma shoot you straight up. Show me what you’re made of

I don’t have time to waste on someone who’s not playing the game

And acting like they’ve got nothing to explain

So tell me Youkai, do you got what it takes?

If you’re gonna duel me, duel me. No retreating

If you’re gonna brag, then make sure I believe it

If you don’t give me your best, then start conceding

If you’re gonna fight me, fight me like you mean it

If you’re using spellcards, better make them special

But remember each of needs to have a loophole

This ain’t just a game, this is what we believe in

 If you’re gonna fight me now, fight me like you mean it

Okay, each card duel needs a loser. It may be you first

But it’s a beginner’s mistake

Just come on right back, come back and attack

Me one more time and

let’s waste some more time in this serious game

Even nonlethal can bring on the pain

The key is power, so bring it now or

Go home for today

If you’re gonna duel me, duel me. No retreating

If you’re gonna brag, then make sure I believe it

If you don’t give me your best, then start conceding

If you’re gonna fight me, fight me like you mean it

If you got a power, don’t be shy to use it

If you got an exploit, make sure you abuse it

If you don’t, then you are gonna be defeated

If you’re gonna fight me now, fight me like you mean it

If you’re gonna fit in, fit in one spellcard duel

If you’re gonna listen, listen to the card rules

If you don’t, you’re gonna get exterminated

Don’t believe me? Here, let me just demonstrate it

If you’re gonna show your stuff, then go in all out

If you’re gonna blow things up, then clean the fallout

This ain’t just a game, this is what we believe in

If you’re gonna fight me now, fight me like you mean it